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Antipodi
06-09-2009, 12:08 AM
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Victorian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.



Not to be outdone by the Melbournites, in the weeks that followed, a Sydney archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the Sydney Age read: 'NSW archaeologists, finding traces of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Melbourites.'



One week later, The Tasmanian Gazette, a local newspaper in Tasmania, reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Launceston, North Tasmania, Aussie Olson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Aussie has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Tasmania had already gone wireless."



Thank Heavens for Aussie.



Who said Tasmanians are hicks?

sunday
06-11-2009, 07:39 AM
heehee, nice one, thanks for sharing

Salaam
06-11-2009, 08:14 AM
That was funny. Makes me think of what sort of assumptions are being made about our ancestry with the finding of a single skeleton. What if we're from a highly advanced civilisation that cremated their dead and the Ape skeletons they find are zoological findings from other planets?

BenJohnson
06-11-2009, 08:43 AM
:rofl: Very funny Antipodi, love it.