5 Word Story

[theTERRORdaktyl]

Someone starts with five words and each poster has to post EXACTLY 5 words to contribute to the story.

For example:

Poster 1: there once was a man...
Poster 2: who went down the street...
Poster 3: to buy himself a nice...
Poster 4: pair of shoes to go to...

So on and so forth. Bonus points for those who make it rhyme

I start:

Once upon a magical journey...

[tsu-bastet]

( ok - sounds like it could be ineresting!! ;) here goes...)


once upon a magical journey...
..in a land far away....

[k2hsharpe]

once upon a magical journey...
..in a land far away....

in a time of mist

[Henry P]

lived a beautiful young girl...

[theTERRORdaktyl]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away....
in a time of mist...
lived a beautiful young girl...

who never got the jist...

[Poetical]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away....
in a time of mist...
lived a beautiful young girl...

who never got the jist...
But was always very willing

[BenJohnson]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away....
in a time of mist...
lived a beautiful young girl...

who never got the jist...
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling

[Poetical]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away....
in a time of mist...
lived a beautiful young girl...

who never got the jist...
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

[BenJohnson]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away....
in a time of mist...
lived a beautiful young girl...

who never got the jist...
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds

[Gardenhead]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away....
in a time of mist...
lived a beautiful young girl...

who never got the jist...
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters

[tsu-bastet]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters

[Gardenhead]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

[Poetical]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered

[theTERRORdaktyl]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered with...

[tsu-bastet]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered with
bunting and balloons

[Poetical]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

[Maryd.]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting

[Poets Muse]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes

[Shanalorm]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups

[Poets Muse]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

[Louis Constant]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant

[Poets Muse]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison

[Shanalorm]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison
Out for a rioting feast

[Ian The Poet]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison
Out for a rioting feast
Only to be told it was off

[Shanalorm]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison
Out for a rioting feast
Only to be told it was off
By an angry misbehaving scoff

[Poets Muse]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison
Out for a rioting feast
Only to be told it was off
By an angry misbehaving scoff
Because he had the flu

[Louis Constant]

"double post removed"

[Louis Constant]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison
Out for a rioting feast
Only to be told it was off
By an angry misbehaving scoff
Because he had the flu

Fires red burn in their eyes

[Shanalorm]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison
Out for a rioting feast
Only to be told it was off
By an angry misbehaving scoff
Because he had the flu

Fires red burn in their eyes
SO GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BLOKE

[Poets Muse]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison
Out for a rioting feast
Only to be told it was off
By an angry misbehaving scoff
Because he had the flu

Fires red burn in their eyes
So guess what happened to the bloke
.......He died real kinda slow

[Catt]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison
Out for a rioting feast
Only to be told it was off
By an angry misbehaving scoff
Because he had the flu

Fires red burn in their eyes
So guess what happened to the bloke
.......He died real kinda slow
bestowing a curse which has

[Poets Muse]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison
Out for a rioting feast
Only to be told it was off
By an angry misbehaving scoff
Because he had the flu

Fires red burn in their eyes
So guess what happened to the bloke
.......He died real kinda slow
bestowing a curse which has
Been passed on by contagion

[darkhorse]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison
Out for a rioting feast
Only to be told it was off
By an angry misbehaving scoff
Because he had the flu

Fires red burn in their eyes
So guess what happened to the bloke
.......He died real kinda slow
bestowing a curse which has
Been passed on by contagion

Roaming the far away land,

[colmint]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison
Out for a rioting feast
Only to be told it was off
By an angry misbehaving scoff
Because he had the flu

Fires red burn in their eyes
So guess what happened to the bloke
.......He died real kinda slow
bestowing a curse which has
Been passed on by contagion

Roaming the far away land,
A White Witches vile donation

[Ian The Poet]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison
Out for a rioting feast
Only to be told it was off
By an angry misbehaving scoff
Because he had the flu

Fires red burn in their eyes
So guess what happened to the bloke
.......He died real kinda slow
bestowing a curse which has
Been passed on by contagion

Roaming the far away land,
A White Witches vile donation
of frogs, dogs and cogs

[Thalassinus]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison
Out for a rioting feast
Only to be told it was off
By an angry misbehaving scoff
Because he had the flu

Fires red burn in their eyes
So guess what happened to the bloke
.......He died real kinda slow
bestowing a curse which has
Been passed on by contagion

Roaming the far away land,
A White Witches vile donation
of frogs, dogs and cogs
were steaming in her cauldron

[Ian The Poet]

once upon a magical journey...
in a land far away
in a time of mist
lived a beautiful young girl

who never got the jist
But was always very willing
to do something rather chilling
With her stuttering and lisp

She spoke to the birds
who rattled ribs with splinters
stocking shelves for early winters
crayons, cans, cakes and curds

Walmart has it all covered
Because the store was smothered
With bunting and balloons bursting
Drug induced workers were flirting

And their mothers were hurting
As they cried like babes
And whimpered like cowerdly pups
And thrashed with new strength

"Onward and Upward!" they chant
Marching in an uncontrolled unison
Out for a rioting feast
Only to be told it was off
By an angry misbehaving scoff
Because he had the flu

Fires red burn in their eyes
So guess what happened to the bloke
.......He died real kinda slow
bestowing a curse which has
Been passed on by contagion

Roaming the far away land,
A White Witches vile donation
of frogs, dogs and cogs
were steaming in her cauldron
with eyes from a green dragon.