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Antipodi
17-02-2009, 10:27 AM
The End of The World party

Dear ladies and gentlemen
You are invited to a party
But not just any old party..
A party for the end of the world
All must come...for its a joint effort

We got pollution bellowing through the skies
Extinct and Dying animals saying their last goodbyes
Little children suffering and starving...all on their deathbeds
Profiteering Businessmen ..with glittering diamonds on their heads
Greedy selfish Politicians with power crazy minds

Please come to our party ..
we're dying to see yah...don't stay behind
Taste the delicious delights we have to offer
Clubbed seal blood biscuits served with apathy
Tasmanian Tigers on green tin frosty beer cans
Denuded Forests devoured by foresteers
Panda Bear flavored chocolate meats
Lots of other hunted animal treats

Come to our party ..leave behind your fears
There is now nothing left you can do
We are all standing right here and now..in this pile of poo
Isn't the weather strange ..dark smelling clouds in the sky
acid rain falling on the brown forest trees
Another earthquake in Brisbane..I cant understand just why
Playin party games like 'Extinct the animal..who not me'

We can have it on the beach ... Surfing Tsunami the ultimate wave
Try our new delicious cocktail shake...called Earthquake disaster...
Lets Barbecue on Krakatoa ..man the sausages are really sizzling
Later in the Night we can disco to the the beat..
Of fifteen force 7 hurricanes in one street...
Suntan under the hole in the ozone...Cancer specialists on call

Temperatures risin...one thing left ...global warming
What a party it will be...desecration of life..human,animal and tree
We can have a real ball...Time for the curtain in its final fall
Play a War game too...Explode a Nuclear bomb or two(just for fun)
O death and destruction makes me wring my hands with glee
For what a gig this ultimate party just could be

Yes my friend this party is just round the corner
So now I give you notice..for we all know it wont be long
When all the world will surely end ..and life as we know it will be gone
Its falling apart as we sing our disaster song
So just sit back and enjoy your life..whats left of it
For all of us, yes everyone of us is truly in the shit.

Iamphibian
17-02-2009, 06:48 PM
the truth hurts
fact

sunday
19-02-2009, 12:33 AM
Humorous, cynical, and very possible. I like it!