Lady Tart

[Felowen]

There was a young Lady called tart
Who felt she needed a fart
She stepped outside
And to her surprise
Blew over a horse and cart

[Cat]

lol...True Felowen style as only you can babe...giggles =)

xox

[Felowen]

weeeeeeeeeee!!
I gotz mad stylez

[Biggy]

There was a lighthouse keeper called Kryton
Who married a young girl from Brighton
But Sailor men drown
and ships ran aground
cause he refused to have sex with the light on

[smorzando]

oooh limericks!! I've always loved them hehehe