Have you ever?

[pagan1]

I did a double post by mistake...sorry.

[pagan1]

yes...long time ago...only books

have you ever been homeless and had to sleep on the street?

[madkill]

Does back in the boot of mates moms car count?..oh..me AND my mate had to sleep in it as it was 3am or something and we couldn't get in the house XD

Have you ever thought of yourself as less of a person? (also, why?)

[Nobody]

I do a lot. Sometimes I make decisions, I find to be very questionable...

Have you ever loved someone you should not have?

[Musical-Mind]

yea, it happened some time ago, though i'm over it now.

have you ever hated someone and they become your bestfriend?

[Nobody]

yeah...haha...ironic somehow

have you ever wanted to be the opposite sex?

[Musical-Mind]

yea on some ocasions

have you ever had a little too much?

[Nobody]

depends on what you mean...

have you?

[Musical-Mind]

no, just too much to eat, and that was terrible >.>

have you ever wish you were famous?

[madkill]

What are you talking about? I am! famous(..on the internet in...some ways...*shifty eyes*)
But in real life, no, not really, to be recognised though then perhaps. Whut?

Have you ever wanted to take control of the world and why?

[Musical-Mind]

No way dude, that's too much work.....i hate exzerting physical energy for any reason except walking and writing.

Have you ever kisssed someone on accident?

[VersesofTheStreet]

yes!! OMG this one guy looks exactly like my fiance from the back!!! And so seeing him I went over, snuck up behind him and started to kiss him!

Have you ever wet yourself in public

[Musical-Mind]

no, and thank god for that.

Have you even said anything that made you look dumb?

[smorzando]

Plenty of times

broken an awkward silence?

[Musical-Mind]

yup, it's always fun.

have you ever wanted to be a pro athlete?

[VersesofTheStreet]

no
ever passed out because you were so angry

[Musical-Mind]

no

have you ever hugged a tiger?

[life~death]

nope, never will unless i wanted to be dinner

have you ever been betrayed?

[Musical-Mind]

yea thousands of millions of billions of times

have you ever thought you could walk on water?

[smorzando]

lmao no

have you ever stuck a can of deodorant in a fire?

[life~death]

yep lol

ever made a flame thrower out of a can deodorant?

[madkill]

Hell Yeah!..but we don't talk about what happened to next door neighbours cat. *cough*

Have you ever felt like a ghost was in your presence...watching you ._.

[Nobody]

not really

have you ever sang without noticing people were listening?

[Musical-Mind]

maybe, i don't really think so. i tend to sing when nobody is around or when alot of ppl are singing so i can't be heard too well.

Have you ever wondered if things from Greek myth were real?

[smorzando]

When i was younger. not so much now.

have you ever gotten a piercing?

[Musical-Mind]

well my ears and that's about it. not too crazy about body piercing.

Have you ever wanted to be on broadway?

[bastet]

no!..definitely not! lol!

have you ever wanted to do a "trolley dash"?

[Gardenhead]

I'm proud to say no.

Have you ever fallen asleep in bed, then woken up in the washing basket?

[bastet]

what!?..lol! no!

have you ever found something somebody lost and kept it?

[Musical-Mind]

yes, because i knew that they wouldn't miss it.....

have you ever slept the day away?

[Gardenhead]

Nope! Probably only because I've never had the good fortune to find anything worth keeping =p

And er... forget that last one >_>

Have you ever had an entire conversation with a stranger, believing them to be a close friend?

[Musical-Mind]

i don't think so......if i did that would be so weird...

have you ever had too much to eat?

[bastet]

at parties!:(


have you ever ended up chatting to a wrong number for ages?

[Gardenhead]

Nope.
Probably.

Have you ever... bitten anyone? A bit too hard?

[bastet]

by accident!:(


have you ever played blind mans bluff?

[Gardenhead]

Actually, no.
God I'm boring.

Have you ever played with a blind man?

[bastet]

puzzle games at work..so yes!

have you been on the radio/tv?

[Gardenhead]

No, but I've been in the paper =p

Have you ever had a dream about being on a giant pie being invaded by giant diggers? (I bloody well have!)

[bastet]

lol!! no..thankfully!!

have you ever swallowed a fly?

[Gardenhead]

Yes, thankfully just the once.

Have you ever fallen in love with a fictional being?

[bastet]

besotted!..yes!

have you ever called someone by the wrong name..in an embarassing situation?

[Gardenhead]

Yes, but my voice was so muddled-thank the lord-that it went unnoticed.
I think 0_0

Have you ever been seduced by the manager of a restaurant on lake geneva?

[bastet]

what!?..no!


have you ever dropped somehting in a shop..and had to pay for it?

[Gardenhead]

No; I did once tear a shirt (don't ask), but I made good my escape.

Have you ever had milk in earl grey?

[Musical-Mind]

erm...no i don't think so.

have you ever wanted to hug a panda?

[Gardenhead]

Yes, but I wouldn't. Vicious little buggers. Big buggers.

Have you ever busked?

[smorzando]

Yup. It was fun.

Have you ever sang in a concert hall?

[Gardenhead]

Yippers, but quite a small one!

Have you ever had a christmas tree fall on you?

[bastet]

fell into one :(..if that counts!

have you ever made pizza?

[Gardenhead]

Hmmm go on then.

Yup, I have. But it's all a bit pointless if you don't actually have a pizza oven.

Have you ever fallen asleep on the train and woken up a long way from where you were aiming to be?

[bastet]

lol!..yes..but not too far luckily!

misplaced something only to find after hunting maniacally that it was in your hand/pocket etc!!

[Gardenhead]

In my mouth, yes.

Swum naked in a secluded location? (or hampstead heath? =p)

[bastet]

(what on earth!!? i wont ask!!)

no

entered competitons?

[Gardenhead]

Yup, but never won.

Entered into a futile shouting match with star wars fans?

[bastet]

no ( i am a star wars fan!!)


rung the speaking clock?

[Gardenhead]

All the time!

Cosplayed?

[Ernie]

Yes, as a very young Tarzan lol (I'd forgotten that)

Have you ever woke up in an unknown place with no pants?

[gimmemyipod]

no

Have you ever thrown things at children

[Ernie]

Yes !

Have you ever bitten your toe nails ?

[Musical-Mind]

when i was little......

have you ever wanted to hug a polar bear?

[Ernie]

Yes, they're so cute

Have you ever spilt the milk ?

[Musical-Mind]

yea, but i got over it.

have you ever did a handstand?

[Ernie]

No, I can't reach lol

Have you ever buttoned you shirt wrong

[Musical-Mind]

sadly i have...

have you ever ran outside when it was freezing with no jacket???

[Ernie]

lmao Yes !

Have you ever walked into a glass door ?

[Gardenhead]

No, but I've tried to open an already open window and nearly fallen out.

Have you ever shouted at a stranger?

[Ernie]

rlmao Yes !

Have you ever stopped at trafic lights and got out and danced ?

[Gardenhead]

No, but that is an excellent suggestion.

Have you ever been to the Eden Project?

[Musical-Mind]

no, but it sounds like fun i guess

have you ever wanted to tame a lion???

[bastet]

no..a panther!

have you ever wanted to ride an elephant?

[Gardenhead]

no... a panther!

have you ever knitted a scarf?

[bastet]

yes (badly!)

have you ever been carol singing?

[Gardenhead]

yes (very well ^_^)

have you ever been knocked unconscious?

[Musical-Mind]

no and i hope never

have you ever almost drowned?

[smorzando]

Yeah, a few times.

Have you ever been surfing?

[bastet]

no..would love to try!

have you ever eaten kangaroo?

[Gardenhead]

no, and I don't intend to!

have you ever knocked anything down with a sledgehammer?

[bastet]

no!lol!!


have you ever disected a locust?

[Gardenhead]

God no.

Have you ever meditated?

[bastet]

no..not yet!


sang aloud with headphones on and not known people were listening??

[Gardenhead]

Yes. What fun that was.

Have you ever set the house on fire?

[bastet]

not yet!!..no


tossed pancakes?

[Gardenhead]

Yes!

Dropped pancakes?

[bastet]

oh yes!!:(

put tea bags and coffee in the same cup by mistake and not realised til you drank it?

[BenJohnson]

Yes not too often thankfully.

Left the teabag in the cup?

[bastet]

lol!!..doh..yep!!


put dinner in and realised you left the oven off?

[BenJohnson]

yeah! An hour later!

started a bath running and forgot?

[Gardenhead]

Not yet, although I have run a bath of entirely cold water by mistake!

Have you ever set cheese on toast on fire?

[BenJohnson]

Yes!

Ever slipped on a banana skin?

[bastet]

lol!!..not yet..!

have you ever boiled a saucepan dry?

[Gardenhead]

Hahah, no I'm afraid not. I have witnessed the event though.

Have you ever... literally eaten your own words?

[BenJohnson]

Yeah I used to eat my school exercise books.

Have ever jumped out the window?

[purple heart]

goshz that must be a tasty meal - :9
----
window jump: lol - only once - feeling too much ignored on my 12th birthday because of surprise birthday preparations x) :old:

----
ever made an appointment with your friend and forgotten it when its time for her to ask - "where are you #%^Q& " ?:alien:

[BenJohnson]

Many times LOL

Ever had a dream you thought was real after you woke up?

[purple heart]

too many dreams haunt me often - i even heard a voice - havent heard him in a while - i thought it was real- anyways personal grievances >.< apart..

ever missed exam preparations ? *runs-'way*

[BenJohnson]

Yes, even missed exam once:badday:

Ever lost something only to find it later in the first place you looked?

[matw63]

yes! all the time

[Gardenhead]

yes! all the time.

ever played a gig in a drafty old castle underground?

Why yes, I have. Fort Amhurst now that you ask.

Have you ever broken a bone?

[bastet]

yes..my elbow!

have you ever winkle picked?

[BenJohnson]

No, give anything a go though

Ever had sand kicked in your face?

[Gardenhead]

Yes. Bloody unpleasant.

Ever kicked sand in someone's face?

[BenJohnson]

Never! Not the bully type.

Ever walked over someone's sandcastle without realising?

[Gardenhead]

No, but I have slipped and fallen on my own =[

Ever been to a sci-fi convention (or anything of that ilk)?

[BenJohnson]

No, would love to for the experience.

Have you?

[Gardenhead]

I have, the London Expo. It's not really sci-fi though, it's all sorts of gubbins: anime, games, tv shows, amusing amounts of goths etcetc.

People with 'free hugs!' signs.

I can say with complete confidence I was the coolest cat in the entire building.

(Can't think of another question!!!)

[BenJohnson]

Ever been at a loss for questions?

[smorzando]

lmao. yeah.

ever aced an exam you didn't study for?

[BenJohnson]

Yeah, and totally failed the ones I did study for, makes no sense :)

Ever read someone else's poem and say 'damn wish I had written that'?

[smorzando]

oh, definitely

ever danced in the rain?

[Poetic Lass]

Yes..

Have you ever contemplated why things in the world are how they are?

[BenJohnson]

Yes, always.

Ever find any answers?

[Kashmir]

Yes :D

Have you ever fell in love for a friend?

[smorzando]

No

Ever went out with someone you hated?

[Poetic Lass]

No..

Have you ever been married?

[sunday]

No.

Ever rode a motorcycle?

[BenJohnson]

Yes

Ever managed to flip a pancake successfully?

[Frippagumble]

YES (so glad I got this one! :))

Ever read something in awe, without noticing it was actually one of your old works?

[BenJohnson]

Lol, no!

Ever read one of your old works and thought I didn't really write that, did I?

[Poetic Lass]

No, not that I remember.

Have you ever just sat and stared into space just not wanting to do anything?

[BenJohnson]

Yep, right now :)

Ever tried to resist going on online?

[Poetic Lass]

Yes..

Have you ever had a cat argue with you? lol

[Frippagumble]

yesssss, but I give in rather easily

have you ever had something happen like in South Park?

[smorzando]

no

have you ever pulled an all nighter?

[cloud_gazer88]

plenty of times in the army buddy.

Have you ever wore a kilt in public?

[Jazzy Bear]

Thankfully, no.

Have you ever gone commando? (not worn underwear)

[Henry P]

Only through forgetfulness.

Have you ever sworn at anyone at work?

[k2hsharpe]

often

have you ever loved well but not wisely

[Poetical]

Yes; once, many moons ago



Have you ever completely shit yourself when you thought you were only going to have a fart?

[Henry P]

Yes, when I was a boy.

Have you ever committed a crime?

[Poetical]

Yes, many times


Have you ever told a barefaced lie just to make yourself look good

[Henry P]

Yes, but those I lied to had no way of knowing I was lying.
Have you ever been hit by a car?

[Poetical]

Only while in another car, and it was quite some time ago, but yes I have





have you ever left a restaurant without paying the bill?

[Henry P]

no, but I have been hit by a car on a country lane-two busted fingers, stitches

Have you ever stolen anything from work?

[Poetical]

Yes, lots of times and as much as possible


Have you ever wished someone dead?

[Henry P]

Yes, but God forgave me coz they deserve it

Have you ever killed an animal? (forget insects and slugs)

[Poetical]

I worked in a slaughterhouse for four years on the killing floor, so yes, many thousand


Have you ever got lost and were too proud to ask directions?

[Henry P]

No, but I once drove for over twenty miles on a German autobahn before I realised I was going south instead of east.

Have you ever caused a car accident that was entirely your fault?

[Poetical]

Yes, when I was a lot younger and a bit of a speed demon, but thankfully it wasn't that bad.


have you ever gone to the toilet and realised there was not toilet roll left bofore it was too late?

[Henry P]

No, but I went into a railway station toilet in Poland with no water, paper, doors on the cubicles and nothing to sit on, just an eroded hole to aim at. I suddenly developed spontaneous constipation.

Have you ever been in a ladies' toilet?

[Poetical]

Once or twice, but not intentional


Have ever forgot your name in a moment of complete and utter confusion

[Henry P]

No

Have you ever had surgery?

[Poetical]

Yes

Have you ever wished you were someone else?

[Henry P]

Often, most days- someone younger, slimmer, richer, more successful

Have you ever used a false name?

[Poetical]

Only on stage, but I didn't use it all




Have you ever rang the Police on a neighbour?

[Henry P]

No, but I live next to a detective who's a nice chap.

Have you ever been tried in a court?

[Poetical]

Only a few times, I failed once and succeded a couple of times


Have you ever lost your keys to your house or car, only to find them again straight after you broke in?

[Henry P]

No, but I went through the coalhole a few times to slip the latch

Have you ever damaged anything on purpose?

[Poetical]

I did and probably on more than one occasion



have you ever flown a kite at night?

[Henry P]

Never

Have you ever driven the wrong way up a one-way street?

[Poetical]

Yes I have actually done that and got stopped by a cop too, he said do you realise that this is a one way street and I said to him yes I do and I am only going one way. but he didn't see the funny side of this and gave me a ticket.



Have you ever completely forgotten where you parked in a large shopping certer car park when it was just about to close?

[Henry P]

No, but we nearly got locked into a cemetery in Paris with high walls as it was closing for the night

Have you ever haggled down the price of anything ?

[Poetical]

That sounds interesting and a bit scary

YES, I do it all the time and succeed most of the time too. I hate paying the full marked price for anything.



Have you ever eaten a whole box of chocolates in one sitting?

[Henry P]

No, but I wanted to

Have you ever acted in public?

[Poetical]

Yes I have, on stage many times over the course of about ten years in a number of different productions. I have also wrote three full lenght 90 minute plays myself and had one of them produced a few years back.



Have you ever woke up suddenly while sleep walking in the Nip?

[sunday]

Nope. Never sleep walked either.

Have you ever slept on a boat?

[Poetical]

I used to own two, so yeah lots of times



Have you ever dropped too much acid in one night but enjoyed yourself anyway?

[Henry P]

I've never taken acid (or any drug)

Have you ever driven while drunk? (i have)

[Poetical]

Yes I have on a few occasions many years ago when I was less aware of mortality and concideraton for others but not in a long time.


Have you ever gone to a bingo hall specifically to play bingo?

[Henry P]

i drove over a hundred miles in Poland while well hung over. My wife could have driven, but I didn't let her.

I've never been to a bingo hall. Is it a good place for pulling?

Have you ever won a bet?

[Poetical]

I don't play Bingo and I reckon the only thing you could pull there are the balls, it is full of old dears. I don't gamble as a rule so as no I never won a bet



Have you ever fallen asleep in church?

[Henry P]

more younger women go to bingo in Britain now and some of us like an old dear once in a while. They're very grateful

No, i've never slept in church.

Have you ever slept at work?

[Poetical]

Yeah, a few times when I was on a split shift and didn't have anywhere to go.



Have you ever shoplifted?

[Henry P]

No, I was afraid of being caught. As a teacher, I'd have been sacked for any criminal offence

Have you ever driven at over 100 mph?

[Poetical]

Yes I have and probably a bit over that too and on more than one occasion, I used to be a bit of a bad boy many years ago.



Have you ever forgot your partners Birthday or your Anniversary?

[Henry P]

No

have ever bought the same present twice for the same person?

[Poetical]

No!


Have you ever given a homeless person money?

[Henry P]

I got the same shirt twice

Yes I have given a homeless person money. I wrote my poem I Beg Your Pardon About It

Have you fainted?

[Poetical]

no I don't think that I ever fainted but I have collapsed once or twice after taking too much drink and drugs. but that was many years ago.


Have you ever gone swimming in the nip?

[k2hsharpe]

no

but I used to be a Brit ...
have you ever bathed with your socks on?

[Poetical]

Yeah, but only because I got sick on them and I had no more clean ones



Have you ever ran over a neighbours dog in your car?

[Poetic Lass]

No! :eek:

Have you ever felt like a complete idiot?

[Poetical]

yeah, more times than I care to remember or mention




Have you ever eaten an insect intentionally?

[Henry P]

no, but I'd try a cicada , but not grubs or caterpillars

Have you ever buried a dead animal? (where the hell did that come from?)

[Poetical]

Do humans count? yes I have



Have you ever drank yourself sober?

[Henry P]

No. Does that hair of the dog thing work?
as for burying animals, I buried a greenfinch one warm summer day. It seemed to die of heat exhaustion. The only other time I saw one was when our cat ate it.

Have you ever touched a dead person?

[Poetical]

My granny years ago and a bloke a friend and myself were trying to revive after he crashed into a wall on a bad strech of road. he didn't make it. so yes

The hair of the dog only works if you actually want to get drunk again and are not into getting a hangover, though I have drank myself sober once or twice. I like cats, though I wouldn't eat a whole one.




Have you ever gone skydiving?

[Henry P]

Never

Have you done bungee jumping?

[Poetical]

No I never have and never will either and I never went Skydiving either and never will.



Have you ever climbed up a tree to rescue a cat?

[Henry P]

No,

have you ever jumped out of a window?

[Poetical]

Yes I have, many times


Have you ever rode a horse?

[Henry P]

I had to jump out of a window at work once. I was in a quiet room on a remote corridor. Some silly bugger locked the door without my hearing, so I had to jump about eight feet and walk round the building to get back in.

I've never ridden a horse

Have you ever eaten a horse?

[Poetical]

No, not to my knowledge but I have been hungery enough to on a few occasions.


Have you ever found a wallet full of money?

[Henry P]

Never, but someone once found mine

Have you ever found anything valuable?

[MatLloyd]

Yes, my lover...

Have you ever cried at the end of a movie and which one?

[Poetical]

Yes, Casino



Have you ever broken a promise?

[Henry P]

Yes

Have you ever told a barefaced lie to stay out of trouble?

[Poetical]

Yes, many times


Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

[Henry P]

Yes

Have ever slept rough?

[Poetical]

Yes I have



Have you ever had a surprise birthday party thrown for you that was actually a surprise to you?

[Henry P]

No, I'm not that lucky. I buy my own presents. we come from poor stock

Have you ever bought someone a present and regretted it afterwards?

[Henry P]

No, I'm not that lucky. I buy my own presents. we come from poor stock

Have you ever bought someone a present and regretted it afterwards?

[Poetical]

Oh yeah, but that is life!


Have you ever had deja vu?

[Henry P]

Yes, several times, the feeling of living an identical moment

Have you ever felt suddenly separate from your surroundings for no apparent reason?

[Poetical]

Yes I have had deja vu a few times myself too, it is a weird feeling. and yes I have felt separated from my surroundings for no known reason once or twice as well. another weird sensation.


Have you ever had a dream and then have it happen in real life?

[Henry P]

No, none of my dreams have come true.

Have you ever dreamed of people you've never seen?

[Poetical]

Yes, I have very weird Dreams



Have you ever had a wet dream?

[Henry P]

Yes, but not for a very long time. Rather embarrassing if there's a woman sharing your bed.

Have you ever sleep-walked?

[Poetical]

No I and never slept walked but I have had a wet dream but not for quite some time. ha ha


Have you ever had a very personal conversation with a complete stranger?

[Henry P]

No

have you ever feared for your life in an aeroplane?

[Poetical]

No, and I hope that I never have that experience either



Have you ever gone on a blind date?

[Henry P]

I feared for our lives in a storm over London when the plane circled London twice because winds were too strong to land in .

Yes, I've been blind dates. I met my wife that way.

[Poetical]

that is definitely not something I want to experience, you feel so helpless, and yes I have been on the odd blind date too in my time.



Have you ever laughed until you cried with tears of joy?

[Henry P]

No, I just cry tears of sadness

Have you wept in public (as an adult)?

[Poetical]

Yes, last year when my Son was born, he had to stay in the hospital for ten days with some slight problems.


Have you ever Played Cricket?

[Henry P]

Yes. Batting came easier than bowling.

Have you ever played hockey?

[Poetical]

No never and never will either, though I can Ice Skate fairly well or least I used to be able to.


Have you ever went deep sea fihsing?

[Henry P]

No, I've never been fishing

Have you ever been hunting?

[Poetical]

No, I never have and unless I am actually eat whatever it is that is killed I doubt if I ever will.


Have you ever swam in the sea?

[Henry P]

No, I can't swim

Have you ever had a fire in your home?

[Poetical]

Yeah back in Ireland but now we just have central heating



Have you ever worn your slippers to the shops?

[Henry P]

Never

Have you worn odd shoes? I have

[Poetical]

Not that i recall but I have worn odd socks more than once though


Have you ever been a member of a cult?

[k2hsharpe]

perhaps, depends on who defines

have you ever bought a prezzie for some one and decided to keep it for yourself?

[Henry P]

No, but I ate most of the box of chocolates I gave my wife when I first met her.

Have you ever bought an expensive present which the recipient didn't like?

[Poetical]

Yes I have and they will never get another one way ticket out of the country



Have you ever spanked a monkey?

[Henry P]

Not literally, Paul, but I have choked a chicken

Have you touched a monkey's soft hand? (no innuendo intended)

[rantingpete]

no. have you ever boxed? (as in fight in the ring)

[Poetical]

No not at all, sure I'm only four foot eight and a scranny little fella and anyway I'd be far too frightened to try something like that. ha ha



Have you ever paid for sex?

[Henry P]

We all pay one way or another, Paul. But not up front (yet), I'll wait till my wife is out of the country.

Have you ever decked anyone?

[rantingpete]

Never. And I never would.

Have you ever been arrested?

[Henry P]

Not yet. I'll wait till I'm skint.

Have you ever been tried in a court?

[Poetical]

Oh yeah, and on more than one occasion too, I find that you always get judged when you have to go there.


Have you ever had road rage?

[Henry P]

Yes, they judged I was guilty of driving alone before I passed my test. Bastards.

Never had proper road rage in terms of an incident, but I saw one.

Have ever witnessed a hit and run?

[Poetical]

I actually did, it was many years ago back when I lived in Finglas in Dublin where I grew up, a friend of mine was hit by a motorbike driven by two blokes who just robbed the local milk dairies, he was killed outright and the two fellas were eventually caught. that was a bad day and I remember it well even though it was nearly 30 years ago now. his name was Kevin Smith and at the time he was my best friend.



Have you ever Started a fight and lost?

[Henry P]

Never really had a fight

Have you ever drawn blood in anger?

[Poetical]

yes I have, I don't like losing a fight if I can help it.



Have you ever run over a dog?

[Henry P]

Yes. I switched off my lights and went home by a different route afterwards.

Have you been injured in a car crash?

[Poetical]

Twice, I broke I leg once and another time I got whiplash


Have you ever given another driver the finger?

[rantingpete]

This has gone abit out of sync. When I said No I never would, that was in reply to would I pay for sex.

I boxed as a kid. Had a few fights when I was younger and definately drew blood. I've had black eyes, broken nose and fractured knuckles. I avoid fights now.

Have you ever visited a porn site?

[Henry P]

Yes

Have you ever paid for porn?

[rantingpete]

Once, I bought a dvd.

Have you ever shit yourself as an adult?

[Henry P]

Not yet

Have you ever had to shit in public?

[rantingpete]

No, thank god. When I was in my 20's I went on holiday to Kos with my mates and we were queueing up to get in a club and we were having farting competitions and I farted and proper shit meself. I had to run all the way back to our apartment, every stride pushed the shit further down my legs. Nasty!! Hahahahaha!

Have you ever moved a snail to safety?

[Henry P]

After a burger at Leicester Forest, I couldn't wait till the next service station and squatted on the banking somewhere in Hertfordshire. No result, though, until shat in Slough sorting office car park between two vans.

I kill snails, but don't eat eat them

Have you handled a snake?

[rantingpete]

no but my girlfriend has!!

Save the snails!!!

Have you ever been to Cyprus?

[Henry P]

Snakes are like warm handbags. Never been to Cyprus.

Have you been to Israel?

[Poetical]

No I have never been to Israel and I won't be going there either as far as I am concerned.


Have ever been to Glasgow?

[Henry P]

I like Israel

I've driven through Glasgow but wasn't impressed

Leeds?

[rantingpete]

no. have you ever visited someone in prison?

[Henry P]

No, but I visited Leeds prison in the 80s to see if I wanted to be a prison governor trainee

Have you ever spoken to a murderer?

[Poetical]

Only one of the other prisoners



Have you ever smashed a neighbours window?

[Henry P]

I used to know two guys who killed someone.

No, I never smashed a neighbour's window, but I smashed one of ours with a golf ball

Have you ever had anything stolen at work?

[rantingpete]

No. Have you?

Have you ever played a musical instrument?

[Poetical]

Yes, I can play the piano, the accordian and the keyboards, also the tin whistle




Have you ever been on the tv?

[rantingpete]

I've seen myself in studio audiences and I used to work for the Guardian and saw meself a few times when the tv camera's were there. Have you?

Have you ever run the marathon?

[Henry P]

no way

Have you ever won a sporting competition?

[rantingpete]

I won a penalty competition once when I was 11. My prize was a signed Everton book.

Have you ever read Charles Bukowski?

[Henry P]

I won a prize for the shot putt when I was 15.

Who's Charles Bukowski?

Have you ever read a "classic" book but weren't impressed?

[rantingpete]

Charles Bukowski was an American Poet, died about 20 years ago. Check him out.

Every classic i've read i've enjoyed except Twelth Night, especially Hardy's The Mayor of Casterbridge.

Have you ever been to Wembley Stadium?

[BattyOldMaid]

No.

Have you ever dropped your other halfs toothbrush down the loo, retrieved it, rinsed it and put it back to where you first knocked it, and not tell him/her? FYI, no I haven't!