The Isa Game ;D

[bastet]

isa not going out there until its gone!!

[BenJohnson]

Isa ring electrian to get rid of it today

[bastet]

isa would be so grateful!! ;)
*smiles sweetly*

[BenJohnson]

Isa doing it.
*mutters 'Got to trust that smile', 'got to trust that smile'*

[bastet]

isa hurt you said that..isa heard you muttering ;)
isa guess its safe now then?

[BenJohnson]

Isa not going to say, you have to go and look.

[bastet]

isa going.........ben..oh ben...isa would really like to know what this huge candelabra is doing dangling two inches above my head!!??

[BenJohnson]

The electrian said they are all the thing and he did me a really good deal on it. He said it was real crystal and all. Damn Isa forgot to say ISA

[bastet]

isa lol!!...you'll believe anything!! :)
(isa think we ought to take it down!!)..and i didnt forget! ;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa take it down then if you really don't like it :(

[bastet]

isa cant be that mean..isa guess it can stay! * thinks of ways to disguise it!!*

[BenJohnson]

Isa see you don't like it I take it down
*Brightens up*
I've got a great mirror ball I could replace it with?

[bastet]

isa would love a mirror ball..and we can play leo sayer!! :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa go and get it then, you get the leo sayer

[bastet]

isa want to dance the night away!! hee hee!! ;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa would, but need new trousers.
*points to big dragon burn hole in my ass*

[bastet]

isa think you got a cute way of walking!!
(isa get you blanket!! :) )

[BenJohnson]

Isa would like that

[bastet]

isa wont laugh any more!!..promise :)..isa hands you blanket!

[BenJohnson]

Isa thank you, but you do realise this has a big hole in the middle as well!

[bastet]

isa gave you the poncho..it'll be fine!! ;)
isa think you should stay still!!

[BenJohnson]

Isa would, but I think something got through the hole and is biting!

[bastet]

isa go get something to hit it with..keep still! ;)

[BenJohnson]

*Looks scared*
Isa think I will deal with this one.
*Eyes widen as Bastet returns with a baseball bat*

[bastet]

isa would never do that to you!
*tries to hide bat behind back*
isa going to get something smaller :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa thought much smaller
*Eyes widen at rolling pin*

[bastet]

isa dont know whats wrong with you..isa be quick..you wont notice it! *fingers are crossed again!*

[BenJohnson]

Isa remember my mum saying that, she was a liar too.
*Pokes tongue out at Bastet*:bleh:

[bastet]

isa suggest you stay still or this will hurt you a lot more than me!!
and isa cant belive you poked your tongue at me!!

[BenJohnson]

Isa will scream, so loud all the other forum members will come in.

[bastet]

isa think you being a little over dramatic..isa think you need to think about it!!

[BenJohnson]

Isa thought about it and isa prepared to do it. (Only forum looks a bit empty at the moment)
*Gulps nervously*

[bastet]

isa would've thought you'd be pleased no-one could hear you scream!! ;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa thin you are being very mean now, it wasn't that embarassing last time!

[bastet]

isa didnt tell you about the tape recording then???;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa going to report you to a moderator for blackmail.

[bastet]

isa wasnt blackmailing..*holds tape above head in teasing fashion!!* :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa can bounce high enough to get that.
*Bounces up and hits head on mirror ball*
Grrrr, haven't we moved that yet.

[bastet]

isa cant see..tears running to fast..*laughs so much she has to sit down!*

[BenJohnson]

*holds head looking angry, then slumps down next to Bastet and starts laughing too*
Isa..Isa..Is :rofl:

[bastet]

isa needs to get a grip!!
isa think you may need a cold pack for that head!! :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa ok, got a thick skull.

[bastet]

isa heard it!!
*refrains from further comments!*

[BenJohnson]

Isa think you are being very restrained, what is wrong with you today?

[bastet]

isa being nice!! *pokes ben in side!!*

[BenJohnson]

Isa thought that too, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
*Runs away from another poke*

[bastet]

isa going to rise above it all!!
isa will be nice isa will be nice isa WILL be nice..*glares at bens receding back!! *

[BenJohnson]

Isa think you are lovely really :hug:

[bastet]

isa thinks you need to sit down while i get the smelling salts and call the doctor!! ;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa think that bang on the head did something funny to me, got a sudden touch of love for all humanity :hug:

[bastet]

isa now seriously worried..have you been at those breadsticks again!!??

[BenJohnson]

Isa not saying
*Uses big foot to sweep heap of crumbs under the sofa*

[bastet]

isa think you needs a walk..have you taken secil and clio out yet??

[BenJohnson]

Isa think so, bang on head affected memory as well
*hopes he can get away with it*

[bastet]

isa not so sure!! *pokes ben!*..where'd you go??

[BenJohnson]

Um, Isa went outside?

[bastet]

isa am beginning to suspect mendacity!! lol!!;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa got a lotion for that

[bastet]

isa seen that lotion..it burns.......aarrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
*said in best hammer house of horror voice over!* lol!! :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa forgot, the last place I worked at had a house in the grounds. The old man who lives there used to star in a lot of the hammer house of horror films.

[bastet]

isa loved those movies..what ones was he in?
isa love peter cushing..oh..vincent price!! *sigh*

[BenJohnson]

Vincent Price was great, he used to play the butler type roles in them. Still has a lot of the memorabilia.

[bastet]

isa also loved the carry on movie hammer style..!!carry on screaming!
"frying tonight!"...!!! :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa never seen that one :(

[bastet]

isa think its funny...kenneth williams is a star!
:)

[BenJohnson]

Isa going to have to watch it sometime

[madkill]

Isa teh bett0r be!ngz

[BenJohnson]

Isa raise my eyebrows questioningly

[bastet]

isa just decided to say hello!

[BenJohnson]

Isa wondering if we should love Madkill today?

[bastet]

isa love madkill! yay!!

[BenJohnson]

Isa look at you strangely.

[bastet]

isa love everyone ben..even you!! *hugs ben so tightly his eyes begin to water!!* :)
isa so sweet :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa think you are sweet, but the broken ribs say different. :stretcher:

[bastet]

isa didnt squeeze that hard..you are so melodramatic!!

[BenJohnson]

Isa not being melo-whatsit.
*Pouts big kanga lips and looks sulky*

[bastet]

isa gonna chase you back to last post thread in a minute!! lol! ;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa been sulking for hours and you only just noticed.
*Gives up and runs after Bastet*

[bastet]

isa been proccupied..*gives ben sorry hug! *
:)..isa hope you better now ?

[BenJohnson]

Isa can see that, too busy P.M.ing :)

[bastet]

isa think i should go to bed earlier!!
*yawn!*

[BenJohnson]

Isa think you should get up earlier, lol

[bastet]

isa tried to burn the candle..:(..isa paying for it..isa be in bed early tonight..and up with the lark tomorrow!! :)
(isa will now uncross my fingers!! lol!!;) )

[BenJohnson]

Isa can see your nose growing :)

[bastet]

isa thought you were a gentleman..can't believe you mentioned my nose!!
*runs off to get bag for head!*

[BenJohnson]

Isa already got one for you:paperbag:

[bastet]

isa see you think you're very clever! *thinks about poking ben again!!* ;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa think you have a problem doing that I'm out shopping :)

[bastet]

isa will just wait til you forget..and then isa'll get you!!! ;) lol!!
*sits back patiently and smiles:)*

[BenJohnson]

*Creeps in*
Isa don't think you will catch me so easily.
*Nips out again*

[bastet]

isa seen you already!!
*chases ben through forum!*

[BenJohnson]

Isa been sneaky and came back here as soon as you left, LOL

[bastet]

*runs through door and slumps on sofa*
isa dont think i can do this anymore!!..isa gonna let you off ..this time!! ;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa think you look out of breath. Isa will just sit quietly out of poking range.

[bastet]

isa going to get a long stick!! lol!!
*poke poke poke!!*

[BenJohnson]

Isa not going to take pity on you again!

[bastet]

isa going to make cookies later!!..and brandy snaps! :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa thought I heard brandy snaps! Isa LOVE brandy snaps.

[bastet]

isa would be carfeul..they're crispy!!
isa will make some more later..*as brandy snaps disappear quickly!*

[BenJohnson]

Isa happy now
*Wipes a dribble of brandy snap and cream away*

[bastet]

isa gonna add chocolate tips to the next batch and more brandy to the cream!! ;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa will be waiting. I'll even make you some sushi in return. :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa hate spammers!

[bastet]

isa hate sushi and spammers..and shopping and gloves that dont fit properly and using umberellas...and the list is endless! lol!! :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa likes sushi, yum, yum.
Isa think you should try some.
Isa hold you on the floor
until you promise to eat some more.

[bastet]

isa gonna cry
ifn you make me try
isa will never eat
such an unpleasant treat!

[BenJohnson]

Isa make it real nice
little fishes in balls of rice
Isa think you should try
Isa think you wouldn't cry

[bastet]

isa will hold my breath-
and scream til i am sick!
isa is telling you
i want none of it!!

[Nobody]

Isa hate spammers!

Isa quote BenJohnson...

[BenJohnson]

Isa think you will like it
it isn't what it seems
If you eat a little
you can have some mint icecream

[Nobody]

Isa gonna go have a smoke now...

[BenJohnson]

Isa let you have some sushi when you come back, bast doesn't want any:(

[bastet]

isa think you should guess that nobody doesnt like sushi either!!:)

[BenJohnson]

well if nobody likes it, but Isa like it then somebody likes it and maybe then everybody will like it, even you.
*Isa Smile sweetly*

[bastet]

isa doubt very much that isa will ever like it..but isa always willing to try..so long as isa can hold my nose!! :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa not been here for a few days, too busy being grown up. :(

[bastet]

isa thought you had forgotten all about this..isa glad you not grown up now..isa big kid!! lol!!;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa big kid too, but sometimes I get a bit Tom Hanksish (yuk sounds like a sneeze)

[bastet]

isa gonna stand back and say..gun..gersu..ghr..bless you!! :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa feel better for that.

[bastet]

isa cold and fed up and ..and ..and ..bah humbug!!

[BenJohnson]

Isa will put another cushion by the fire for you.

[bastet]

isa would love to sit beside the fire and stretch and read..and relax!
:)..thankyou.

[BenJohnson]

Isa will chuck some more bits of the school on then, soon heat up.

[bastet]

isa think that will be an interesting use of school property! lol!!
isa think i shall choose a good book to read as well! :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa got a good one here.
*Produces Grey's anatomy*

[bastet]

isa havent read that..whats it about!! ;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa think anatomy,lol

[bastet]

isa see! lol!..isa think i would prefer something lighter!!

[BenJohnson]

Isa got a book of poem by Wendy Cope, nice light reading

[bastet]

isa think i want to hear a ghost story!
*isa will look at ben hopefully 'cos he tells really good tales! * :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa don't know what you mean?

[bastet]

isa enjoyed the scary story you told amberzak and i in the woods..isa would like it if you could tell another one..by the firelight..isa think that very spooky! :)
isa ask nicely :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa think tonight is not the night.

[bastet]

isa will read this book instead then :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa will tell you one tomorrow (maybe)

[bastet]

isa think you missed the story!!..i know i did!..any chance now then!?
isa is always hopeful!! ;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa couldn't get on to tell it, too late now.

[Poetic Lass]

Isa think I need to be constructive.

[bastet]

isa need more medicine!
yuk!:(

[BenJohnson]

Isa need to stoke the fire

[Poetic Lass]

Isa having some soup

[BenJohnson]

Isa playing in games forum

[bastet]

isa going to go and finish my book! :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa think I better rush to put Bastet's book back

[Poetic Lass]

Isa being bored

[Nobody]

Isa just tagging along...

[bastet]

isa really want to stop coughing!

[BenJohnson]

Isa really want you to stop coughing, Isa can't think with all the noise :)

[Nobody]

Isa wanna not be tired anymore.

[Poetic Lass]

Isa piece of crap

[BenJohnson]

Isa don't agree :(

[bastet]

isa agree with ben and isa gonna hug devastation until she agrees with ben too!!
:hug: :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa still waiting Devastation.
*Taps foot very loudly*

[bastet]

isa waiting too..but isa got nice cake for us all to share!! :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa got some wine to share too

[bastet]

isa think we should have a little party..music??
:)

[BenJohnson]

Isa think that is a great idea

[bastet]

isa going to put on "be bop a lula!"..and we can all dance!! ;)

[BenJohnson]

Dance!!!!
*Looks a bit pale*

[bastet]

..isa like this one!
c'mon ben..lets twist again..do do dee dee dee..lol!
..where's aingeal!??

[cloud_gazer88]

isa me mario!! rofl!

[BenJohnson]

:yikes: Isa don't do the twist

[bastet]

isa thought we were all doing the riverdance now!! lol!!

[BenJohnson]

Isa just confused

[bastet]

isa dont think you should think..just do!! ;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa will think about it

[bastet]

isa think we need more music!!

[Pony]

isa happy to be back!!

[BenJohnson]

Isa forgot this game

[bastet]

isa noticed!!!

isa glad you remembered now!! ;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa think it is good to play again.

[bastet]

isa couldnt agree more :)

[BenJohnson]

Isa does a little dance for old times sakes.

[bastet]

isa wouldnt mention old times too loudly..the kraken might wake!! *sneaks out quietly...*

[BenJohnson]

Isa more worried by Jon's bread sticks.

[bastet]

isa remember those.....:shock:

[BattyOldMaid]

isa recovering!

[rantingpete]

isa gonna have a shower

[BattyOldMaid]

isa going to beddy beds - yippeeeeee!

[bastet]

isa got to get ready now..right now..this minute..oh darn.....!

[BenJohnson]

Isa think you are going to be late :)

[bastet]

isa wasnt..isa just in time!!
:)

[BenJohnson]

Well Isa was late and all Isa had to do was walk out the door :)

[bastet]

isa can believe it lol! ..close proximity is a killer for punctuality!!!

[BenJohnson]

Isa blame poetry forums :)

[bastet]

isa roflmao!!

[BenJohnson]

Isa thinks that sounds painful! :yikes:

[Henry P]

Isa think it sounds dirty!

[bastet]

isa think it works for both!! lol!!
;)

[BenJohnson]

Isa trying not to think :)

[bastet]

isa gonna roflmao again then!!!

[BenJohnson]

Isa say whatever takes your fancy. :)

[bastet]

isa going to get some icecream then ..yum!!

[BattyOldMaid]

Isa prop for baby to sleep on

[BattyOldMaid]

Isa sore, Isa d'uh, Isa stupidio, Isa thicko. Isa dropped a kitchen knife on my foot. It's sore, ouch, someone kiss it better.

[bastet]

isa hope battyoldmaid is ok :) and
isa very very very tired!! :(

[Poetical]

isa not being respected by certain people as much as isa would like, but isa don't give a shit because isa not respect them either!

[BattyOldMaid]

Isa back from France!

[bastet]

isa must finish coursework - very soon!!

[Poetical]

isa got my hands full and isa getting no sleep in the process

[BattyOldMaid]

Isa mad can't work out how to use the self publishing thing on the 'net.

[bastet]

isa gonna start playing again!!! :)

[bastet]

isa think i left this too long
and
isa think i should think before posting
and
isa aint gonna do it again!!
lol!

[Poets Muse]

Isa thinking that i don't like musicals.

[bastet]

isa found it..yippee..

isa like this game :)

[WYSIWYG]

isa never seen this one before!

[bastet]

isa think its good fun :)

[Richard]

isa thinking this could be fun.

[Richard]

Isa wondering if he scared everyone off.

[bastet]

isa didnt but
isa might!!!! :rofl:

[Richard]

Isa think you have cute kitty dancing.
Isa not wanting to scare anyone.:drinks:

[bastet]

isa thankyou cos isa very happy with my kitty cat :)

isa think you need cream apple danish with that drink!! ;) :)

[John Ashleigh]

Isa had too much to drink last night.

[WYSIWYG]

isa come and join you next time

[bastet]

isa would come too please :)

[John Ashleigh]

Isa welcome you both with open arms....

;)

[Richard]

Isa did join you but from far far away :drinks:
Isa taking it easy on the beer tonight.
Isa very much bored with having a cold.:unwell:

[bastet]

isa leave you pack of tissues..

"bless you"

:)

..isa having coffee :(
no beer!

[Richard]

Isa leaving a little hazelnut coffee liqueur behind.
Isa hoping this is to liking.

[Richard]

Isa also leaves some milk for the kitty cat.

[bastet]

isa would like to try that thankyou :)
..and isa sure kitty will enjoy it too ;)

[John Ashleigh]

Isa inspired.

[bastet]

isa pleased to hear that john :)x

[John Ashleigh]

Isa thanking you very much....

[bastet]

:)

...isa chilly...brrr

[WYSIWYG]

Isa got a hole in my bucket, dear Liza

[Richard]

Isa waiting for tsu.

[bastet]

isa got here!! lol!
:)

isa need a coffe though!!

[Richard]

Isa thinking of changing avatar.

[bastet]

isa will wait to see what new one looks like..but
isa going to have pancakes now so will see later !!! ;) :)

[Richard]

Isa will wait for you :D

[Richard]

isa wants to know if new avatar is nice

[bastet]

isa loooove it!!

isa have always liked that pic :)
isa wants a dragon !!! ;)

[Richard]

lol
Isa not sure how to interpret that. :blush:
Isa gonne look for dragon smiley
Isa love your louis royo avatar too. :giverose:
Isa love all louis royo works

[bastet]

isa lol!! ;)

isa like luis royo too..such talent! :)

isa think dragon smilie will scare your bunny to bits!! ;)

[Richard]

lol

Eat it too. Better keep him away from your pussy cat. :notme2:

[bastet]

isa poke you cos you forgot isa!! lol!

isa will make sure kitty stays well away!!
:)

isa gonna have dinner now..bye :)

[Richard]

isa has some candidate pet dragons for you :laughing:


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:giverose:

[bastet]

isa goes :yikes: ...so many!!

:rofl:

[Richard]

isa goes :doh:

[bastet]

isa likes them all :)
isa posted on your profile page...

isa think you need to have a word with ben about smilies ;)

*ducks cos isa think ben may lob book at me lol!!*

[bastet]

isa gonna bring this back again :)

[dyl97]

Isa going to eat some cookies :p

[bastet]

isa wish i'd thought of that!

[Richard]

isa going to sleep

[bastet]

isa not surprised!!!!!
:yikes:

[Richard]

Isa amused

[bastet]

isa got fed up with the bus today!!!

[dyl97]

Isa eating crumpets. lol