Favourite Quotes

[Veritas]

Favourite quotes whether they be from here or someone/thing else.

[chime]

mighty boosh live show. vince noir;
"monkey hands....and frozen legs.....monkey hands.....and frozen legs"

[Introspective]

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese" Not sure who but I always liked it

[Yog]

"Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted."—Martin Luther King

[smorzando]

"Wit is educated insolence" Aristotle

"Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains far beyond yours. Were it otherwise, she would never have been able to find those words." Rainer Maria Rilke

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." Oscar Wilde

"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world." Oscar Wilde

"The highest form of wisdom is kindness" The Talmud

"Music and silence combine strongly because music is done with silence, and silence is full of music." Marcel Maceau

"every artist was first an amateur" Ralph Waldo Emerson

ok... I'll stop now. I love quotes lol, as you can probably tell.

smorz.

[Musical-Mind]

"Why do we like to hurt so much" Paramore
"Hand behind the pen relieves a failure every day" Fall Out Boy
"I've gone for too long living like I'm not alive" Paramore
"The best part of believe is the lie," Fall Out Boy

[VersesofTheStreet]

"Marry me Juliet, you don't have to be alone, I love you and that's all I really know" - Taylor Swift

[tsu-bastet]

"though it be broken,
broken again,
still its there -
the moon on the water."

[Gardenhead]

'I convinced myself for so long that it was a flower but it wasn't, it was part of the rat on the treadmill'

[BenJohnson]

The first time Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck, it will be a vacuum cleaner.

[BobSmith006]

Just a few of my favorites (I have a whole list of 'em):


"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity."
-Anonymous

"How dare you mock them Martha Corey!"
[laughing] "What else are fools good for?"
-From the cinema production of "The Crucible"

"Everything is wrong and right, depending on how you look at it."
-Me

"It's the imperfection in things that makes them perfect."
-Amras Syn Djinn (http://amrassyndjinn.deviantart.com)

"Cynics regard everybody as equally corrupt. Idealists regard everybody as equally corrupt, excluding themselves."
-Robert Anton Wilson

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your team is really bad guessers."
-Demitri Martin

"Intelligence is B.S. with longer words."
-Kathryn Jeanes

"The significant problems that exist today cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them."
-Albert Einstein

"Happiness is like peeing in your pants: everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth."
-Anon.

"It's really not friendly to stop up someones swimming pool intake/outake valves and pour a couple of quarts of motor oil in to the water. What makes it worse if you put a toy ship with the name 'Exxon' scrawled on its side with a Sharpie in the oily water."
-timnomonin (http://timnomonin.deviantart.com)

"I'd love nothing more than to walk around wearing a shirt with a giant arrow pointing down, but I have this strange feeling that most people would take it as some sort of sexual connotation rather than an attempt to infer one's final destination."
-Matthew Good

[Jermac]

I have three favorites (so I guess I'm cheating on this):

"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" - Mark Twain

""Dostoevsky gives me more than any scientist" - Albert Einstein

"Imagination is the most powerful force in the universe"

[Henry P]

Forgive us our trespasses (Jesus Christ)
Jesus wept (St John's Gospel)

[Jermac]

a few more of my favorite quotes:

On his deathbed, Oscar Wilde looking at the garish wallpaper in the room said this: "Either that wallpaper will have to go, or I will."

Goethe (on his deathbed): "Give me more light!"

My grandfather (on his deathbed): "I'm ready to go."

[gabquotesl]

i like happy quotes:

Happiness does not consist in pastimes and amusements but in virtuous activities.
Aristotle

Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul.
Democritus

People with many interests live, not only longest, but happiest.
George Matthew Allen

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet.
Albert Schweitzer

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities.
Aldous Huxley

[shuyun]

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas? ~Jean Kerr

[tsu-bastet]

"The Moving Finger writes: and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it."
rubaiyat of omar khayyam

"Remember where you came from, where you're going, and why you created the mess you got yourself into in the first place."

"The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life.
Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof."
from- illusions:the adventures of a reluctant messiah by richard bach.

[Poets Muse]

You couldn't hate enough to love
Was that supposed to be enough? - Slipknot