Winston Churchill

[Joe]

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
'If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.'

Winston Churchill, in reply to Lady Astor
'If you were my wife, I'd drink it.'

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
'Sir, you're drunk!.'

Winston Churchill to Lady Astor
'Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.'

[Flutterings]

'If you were my wife, I'd drink it.'

*laughs hysterically*

[Biggy]

mmmm poisony goodness *licks his lips*

[gabquotesl]

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.
Winston Churchill