Flutterings
15-06-2007, 07:35 PM
I have stickied this thread because I LOVE Eddie Izzard. Uh.. Well his humour.. not.. him personally.. lolol
Anyway.
“But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists.
“Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!”
The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”
“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.””
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“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”
Anyway.
“But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists.
“Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!”
The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”
“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.””
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“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”