Cat Haikus

[Yog]

These are a few cat haiku's that I've collected. I can't even remember who wrote them all. I think even I wrote one or two of them. LoL

Terrible battle!
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's "toilet paper"?

You must scratch me there.
Yes, right there above my tail.
Behold: elevator butt.

Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I "meant" to do that.

The Big Ones snore now.
Every room is dark and cold.
Time for "turd hockey".

We're almost equals.
I purr to show I love you.
Want to smell my butt?

I wrinkle my nose
And cough up another furball.
Must stop eating mice.

They come at sunfall
With their noise and their strangeness.
Is that food I smell?

I own this place.
They seem to understand but
Still they keep the dog.

I am no kitten.
When I stretch my claws now they
turn away in fear.

Silent killer cat,
Claws and muscles, teeth and jaws,
Silent killer farts.

Cruelest toy of all,
Hard to chase and hurts to bite.
Stupid tip of tail.

Accidental meow!
Tried to hold it in, but, but,
You had tuna fish!

Monitor warmth, flop.
Oh look, the reset button!
Why is SHE growling?

Stealthily stalking,
Approach my favorite prey,
Rejoice! Toes fleeing.

His fingers typing,
Time for a precision pounce.
What's he so pissed for?

These were mine I believe.

I rule all I see
They pay unknowing homage
Nap time, rule yourself.

They closed the door,
Will they never learn?
Incorrigible pets must pee!

[madkill]

ahhhhahahaha...these are great. :rofl:

it's there, now there!
its rock solid, its red
"hey!..where's it gone?!"

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thought I'd make my own up to :D

[gabquotesl]

oh, I scratched the couch
does that upset you? you mad?
you had me neutered

Meow