Kiss Hug Or Slap

[Maryd.]

Hug.
Diego Maradona?

[Henry P]

Great player but slap slap for the handled goal against England in 1986.
George Best?

[Maryd.]

Didn't he become an alcoholic, or something like that?
Ronaldinho Gaúcho?

[Henry P]

Hug Bestie and ronaldinho
Lewis Hamilton?

[Maryd.]

Hug.
Michael Schumacher?

[Henry P]

Great champion. Nice chap for a German. Hug
Silvio Berlusconi?

[YoungLady]

ummm.. dont know him

britney spears?

[Henry P]

Pretty girl, but... slap
justin Timberlake?

[YoungLady]

hug:)

simon cowell?

[Henry P]

slap slap slap
Danii Minogue?

[YoungLady]

hug - she's so pretty and she seems so nice.

cheryl cole?

[Henry P]

Kiss and hug
AshleyCole?

[YoungLady]

slap, definitely

katie price?

[Henry P]

slap x 1,000000
Pete Andre?

[YoungLady]

big bear hug..:)

shania twain?

[Henry P]

Kiss- very pretty
Johnny depp?

[YoungLady]

hug

orlando bloom?

[Henry P]

He does nothing for me, but I bet you like him

[YoungLady]

surprisingly, no;) i don't think he is good looking.

keira knightley?

[Henry P]

Kiss. Very pretty if a bit skinny
James McEvoy?

[YoungLady]

maybe hug...

myleen klass?

[Henry P]

kiss-very pretty
charlotte Church?

[YoungLady]

Slap - she's soo annoying!

Katherine Jenkins?

[Henry P]

kiss because she's pretty but slap from her glutinous voice
Clint eastwood?

[YoungLady]

Slap - I don't really know who he is

George clooney?

[Henry P]

Hug. A nice guy and good actor
Rene Zellweger?

[YoungLady]

Hug

the queen?

[Henry P]

Too old to kiss. treason to slap. too rich to hug
Nick Clegg?

[YoungLady]

Lol:)

slap

Kelly clarkson?

[Henry P]

quite pretty- kiss
Jeremy Clarkson?

[YoungLady]

Hug

richard Hammond?

[Henry P]

hug. He's cute and funny, beside being very lucky
James May?

[YoungLady]

Hug

russell brand?

[Henry P]

slap. He needs a good wash and bigger trousers
Katy Perry?

[YoungLady]

hug.. good voice, love her songs.

kate moss?

[Henry P]

pretty , but slap
Pete Doherty?

[YoungLady]

dont know him, so slap

pierce brosnan?

[Henry P]

you're right to give Doherty a slap
Hug Mr Brosnan
Kerry Katona?

[YoungLady]

slap, don't really like her

coleen rooney?

[Henry P]

kiss- quite pretty
John Terry?

[bastet]

slap!!!

emile heskey??

[Henry P]

slap- ugly and useless
Wayne Rooney?

[bastet]

ditto wayne!!

theo walcott??

[Henry P]

hug
young, cute and talented
Peter Crouch?

[bastet]

hug i guess lol!!

fred ward?

[Henry P]

Sorry don't know Fred Ward
Clint Eastwood?

[bastet]

hug..hes huggable in stand back and dont hug me way!! lol!

sondra locke?

[Henry P]

His ex? I don't know enough about her
Tony Blair?

[bastet]

slap many times!!!

bo derek?

[Henry P]

kiss, but I didn't like those braided corn rows
Dudley Moore?

[bastet]

kinda hug..

pamela stevenson?

[Henry P]

kiss. she was quite hot once.
Billy Connolly?

[bastet]

hug briefly..too fond of himself now..

dawn french?

[Henry P]

pretty, but not funny. I'll need long arms to hug her so I'll kiss her instead
Lenny Henry?

[bastet]

hug - cute and funny - most of the time!!

ginger rodgers??

[Henry P]

She was quite hot- kiss
Fred astaire?

[YoungLady]

dont know him so slap

gerard butler?

[bastet]

eek! dont know him either!
..hug?

jamie oliver?

[YoungLady]

slap! he made my school meals in primary school absolutely disgustingly healthy. eugh:I

russell howard?

[bastet]

lol! hes looks cute-hug :)

russel brand?

[Henry P]

slap good and proper. Katy Perry is brave and /or silly
Katy Perry?

[YoungLady]

hug.. shes amazing:)

nicole scherzinger?

[Henry P]

pretty, but looks hard-faced to me, so slap
Lewis Hamilton?

[YoungLady]

She does look a little fake

hmm, I'm not really sure. Probably hug.

Jenson button?

[Henry P]

hug. A nice lad
Michael schumacher?

[YoungLady]

Hmmm, slap.

Kelly Rowland?

[friendlyzozo1]

Hug

[YoungLady]

Beyonce?

[Henry P]

kiss definitely
Jay Z?

[bastet]

small hug!

julia roberts?

[Henry P]

kiss
Liam Gallagher?

[bastet]

slap!!!

arsene wenger?

[Henry P]

slap- Arsenal's decline coincides with his womanising
Wayne Rooney?

[bastet]

slap

steve coogan?

[Henry P]

slap
Peter Kaye?

[bastet]

slap!

kenny everett?

[Henry P]

hug if he were alive. A very inventive funny man
Chris Tarrant?

[bastet]

slappity slap!

norman wisdom?

[Henry P]

hug if he were alive
Charlie Chaplin?

[bastet]

not hug slap or kiss..lol!!

arthur askey?

[Henry P]

hug
Tommy Cooper?

[Poets Muse]

Slap
Johnny Depp?

[Henry P]

hug
Helena Bonham- Carter?

[Poets Muse]

slap coz i dont know who she is and i cba to wiki them.

Terry Pratchett

[saeity]

Who be that then poets ruse sorry muse?

[Catt]

I'd Hug Terry Pratchett

Kerry Katona

[Henry P]

quite pretty, but slap definitely
westlife?

[Poets Muse]

Slap

Hayley Williams?

[Henry P]

Who is she?

[Poets Muse]

!!!!! how can you not know who she is?????..Apart from by not knowing. But still!



follow this link if u wanna find out; http://www.thepoetryforum.co.uk/album.php?albumid=249

[Henry P]

What was she in?

[Poets Muse]

The lead singer of the band 'Paramore'.

[Henry P]

Who are Paramore?

[Poets Muse]

If you don't know who they are then look them up!

[Henry P]

The Duchess of Cambridge?

[bastet]

shake hands!! lol!

james corden??

[Henry P]

slap. I don't rate or like him
Rob Brydon?

[bastet]

small hug lol!

john bishop?

[Henry P]

Hug. I like him. I've a soft spot for Scousers since I stayed there once and found them to be friendly and easy to talk to
Ken Dodd?

[bastet]

lol! :)

hug..for entertaining me in my childhood!!

harry hill?

[Henry P]

hug- funny without rudeness
Rihanna?

[bastet]

Dont think i would hug her..

Eva Peron ?

[Henry P]

She's dead but I'd still slap her
Madonna?

[bastet]

be a nodding acquaintance!

jk rowling?

[Henry P]

shake her hand and ask for a loan

[bastet]

david cameron??

[Henry P]

slap the smarmy sod
Katherine Jenkins?

[bastet]

shake hands..

matthew wright?

[Henry P]

Not sure who he is

[bastet]

some tv chat show bloke..ch 5..got it on in background lol!

..james may?

[Henry P]

shake his hand
Richard Hammond?

[bastet]

oh hes soo cute! lol!

hug most likely :)

jeremy clarkson?

[Richard]

A hand and a respectful nod?

Karen Gillan

[bastet]

lol!
small hug...cos i may be jealous of her travel experience!! ;)


K9 :grin:

[Richard]

lol

Too angular to hug. A pet on the head. lol

Charles Darwin

[Henry P]

shake his hand
Richard Dawkins?

[Richard]

Shake his hand

Madame Curie

[bastet]

hug :)

carl sagan

[Henry P]

shake his hand
Barack Obama?

[YoungLady]

Hug

Gordon brown

[Henry P]

shake his hand
Tony Blair?

[YoungLady]

Slap

David Cameron

[Henry P]

punch the oily toff
Nick Clegg?

[YoungLady]

Slap

The queen

[faight]

Hug ***She's guarded by men w/ guns***



Tom Cruise

[YoungLady]

Hug

Katie Holmes