Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Flutterings]

Why are most peoples arms different lengths?

[Just Wil]

so watches dont get jealous.

why does it hurt when i do this?

[Jay]

Oh that would be cause you pinched me you ......

Why do girls have boobies?

[Flutterings]

because boys would get distracted if they had them.


What is pineapple?

[smorzando]

A spiky, unedible bright pink cactus.

Why is the sky orange?

[Flutterings]

Because dogs bark too much

[Jay]

Hmmm OK so whats the question?

[Biggy]

You wouldn't need to ask if you already knew what it was

Why does the phone always ring when you're in the bath ?

[Flutterings]

In case its in there with you, falls in and electrocutes you.


Why are pringles such an odd shape?

[Total Ant]

Because thats how the leprecauns like them.

Why does my hair grow?

[Jay]

Because there are little hair fairies who need it to build bridges with.

Why do we smile?

[smorzando]

so that the little people in our mouth get to see light once in a while

Why are there butterflies?

[Jay]

So they can carry the litle fairies around to pretty flowers.

Why do we love?

[smorzando]

because the grass is green.

why is it that the plural for mouse is mice, but the plural for house is houses, and not hice?

[Jay]

Oh thats just because.

Why is the sky blue?

[Esko]

It is because of Rayleigh Scattering. The molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun much better than red light, so most of the light we see coming from the sky is blue. Red light doesnt change its course much at all by molecules so only the part of the sky very near the sun is reddish.

... ok ok, because jesus made it so :D

Why do dogs(and Isa) bark?

[smorzando]

because David and Victoria Beckham are husband and wife.

why am i short?

[Jay]

Because you sat under a mushroom.

Why am I yawning?

[smorzando]

Because I am!!

why am I yawning? lol

[Angel]

Because you keep putting pencils up your nose


why am I here?

[Jay]

Because you where handcuffed and dragged here.

Why is the world round?

[Timci]

Because the government tells us that it is.

Why do people eat so much pizza?

[Jay]

Because there is to much cheese in the world

Why do we use computers

[smorzando]

because I am hungry

why am i hungry?

[life~death]

because i haven't ate today yet

why am i here?

[Aingeal]

Because I'm not. :rolleyes:

Why does this little guy on the stretcher look like he's missing an eye? :stretcher: lol

[TSFirth]

Because i poked it out.
why do birds have wings and we don't?

[Rouge]

why do fish swim?

Because we arnt birds silly

[Aingeal]

Because the water is water.

Why do I have 2 mismatched shoes on my floor?

[Rouge]

Because they dont match:rofl:

Why do birds not wear sunglasses?

[Aingeal]

Because Liam owns them all. :yikes:
Why do I smoke? :smoke:

[Rouge]

Cause you wish you were a steam train:bleh:


Why do dogs bark?

[Aingeal]

Because 'meows' were already taken. lol
Why do I annoy people? :p

[life~death]

because i am really annoying

why arent i allowed to die?

[Rouge]

You are just not NOW:hug:


Why do we breath?

[life~death]

because our bums need alcohol

why am i me?

[Rouge]

Cause you were born you silly:cheekkiss:

Why cant pigs fly?

[life~death]

because i cant sing, even if i tried

why cant i sing?

[Jay]

because someone took out your batteries.

Why can I not smile?

[life~death]

because the sky is Grey

why do i make people upset, even if i dont mean it?

[Jay]

Because the microwave is popping pop corn.

Why do I laugh when I am sad.

[scatterbrain]

Cos the moon is made of cheese.

Why does the horizon keep moving?





Edited cos I missed Jays Q above and answered the one above her (D'oh)

[Jay]

Because you need glasses

Why do children never listen

[Executioner]

Because they're hungry.. What? <_<

Why do I have wavy hair?

[IrishJanae]

Because you really want straight hair (isn't that how it always goes?)


Why do Mondays suck at work?

[Yog]

Because football is on sundays!

How come at the beginning of the season everyone always thinks their team is the best?

[Jay]

Because its the only time they are all equal.

Why won't it rain?

[MatLloyd]

Because England stole it all!

Why am I so tall?

[Jay]

Because your standing on a box ...

Why do dogs bark?

[foundandlost1]

Sorry to interrupt the chain for this post, but I thought of the comedian Gallagher who asks:

If knees could bend the other way, how would chairs look?

If your wife leaves for another woman, should you hold the door for both of them?

Why do men have nipples and no boobs? - 'Ever see a plumber put faucets on a wall, no pipes??

What makes teflon stick to the pan?

:rolleyes:

Apologize again --- carry on...as you were...

[Jay]

Ok lol ... they are funny but why do dogs bark?

[Yog]

Because they have sensitive noses.

What's in the big dipper?

[Jay]

chocolate lots of chocolate...

Why are my eyes blue?

[Zweihander]

the people factory ran out of green.

why is is that even as i gaze upon the skies of deepst azure, my eyes are still clouded black?

[Jay]

because you ahve not taken your sunglasses off ... geez lol

Why am I tired?

[smorzando]

Because the sleep gremlins have taken away your ability to sleep for a few days.

Why am I short?

[Jay]

Because I turned you into an ant.

Why does the wind blow?

[life~death]

because you farted too much :eek:

why did jay fart?

[Aingeal]

Because you sqeezed her too hard.

Why am I shit at poetry?

[life~death]

because the evil world wants you to think that

why am i so ugly?

[Aingeal]

Because you need new glasses.

Why am I alive?

[life~death]

because you are
why am i dead?

[Yog]

Because you ain't.

Why is Hollywood clueless?

[madkill]

because there's no mastery to solve.

why do girls have ears and boys have fingers ?

[Jay]

So the boys can block the girls ears

Why do people always say the sun will come up in the morning?

[madkill]

because its never day during the night

Why do we hug and never kiss?

[smorzando]

Because we don't want glandular fever.

Why is winter cold?

[madkill]

because the sun is closer

Why is Purple, Purple?

[smorzando]

because im in a sleeping bag, shivering and cold.

why's it raining?

[wyettaripper]

Because god is peeing.

Why are drag queens so tall?

[Leonidas]

Because the farmer grows them in a greenhouse.

Why am I smoking ?

[Nobody]

'cause you're hot...lol

Why am I thirsty?

[Leonidas]

Because your in a lifeboat (water,water everywhere and not a drop to drink)

Why dose the wind blow ?

[Nobody]

because some women won't?

Why does that seem sexist?

[madkill]

because there's no sex!

Why do Feet smell while noses run?

[Nobody]

Because hair waves and minds wander.

Why am I asking stupid questions?

[madkill]

because they're stupid

why do you like pineapples but then say you like them?

[Leonidas]

Because my minds on lone.

Why are three women better than one ?

[Nobody]

Because one women takes to long to get done in the kitchen, so that she's ready to have sex.

Why is that?

[Leonidas]

Because ALL women love cooking and sex !

Why is grass not blue ?

[Caffeinated]

Because it's made of poison!

Why does God make the toilet seat cold in the morning?

[madkill]

because the Devil keeps the oven warm

Why can I not see myself when my eyes are shut?

[Caffeinated]

Because you're looking in the wrong direction.

Why won't my doctor give me a caffeine I.V.?

[Leonidas]

Because he's using it to water his plants.

Why do men grope themselves ?

[Caffeinated]

They're practicing for the Grope-a-thon-bowl-lympics-off, a yearly event in which only the fiercest fondler is left standing.

What's the grand prize for winning this illustrious tournament?

[Nobody]

They pat you on the back and then they kick your ass.

Are you wearing any underwear?

[Musical-Mind]

yea, i'm wearing pants. :D

why do monkey eat bananas?

[madkill]

they don't like apples

why do caterpillars crawl?

[Musical-Mind]

because they're lazy

why does the sun shine?

[Nobody]

cuz yo momma don't

Why did I attempt to make a 'yo momma' joke?

[Musical-Mind]

cuz you thought it would smell like icecream

why do people yell?

[Nobody]

Because whispering can't be heard overseas.

Why is pain always so...painful?

[Musical-Mind]

because it doesn't like you

why are there so many time zones?

[Nobody]

BLAH!

You like me?

[Musical-Mind]

maybe, but if i told you all the fairys would die

do you like me?

[Nobody]

I killed the faeries...

Do you think faeries taste good?

[Musical-Mind]

i wouldn't know my tiger ate them before i could

why do flowers smell good?

[Nobody]

Cuz asses don't

Should I not have said asses?

[Musical-Mind]

don't know, let me ask the golden magic monkey....

why is there no end to a rainbow?

[Nobody]

because spongebob has square pants

why am I a boy?

[Musical-Mind]

because i said so! XD

why does grass turn brown?

[Nobody]

Because tomatoes are red

Why does everyone here ask a stupid question?

[Musical-Mind]

because it makes the world go round

how come flashlights don't flash people?

[unbittentongue]

Because they're insecure.

Why do old people fart so much?

[Nobody]

Because they have fake teeth

Why am I so tired?

[unbittentongue]

Because sleeping is over-rated.

Why must I always do my mother favors?

[madkill]

because she makes waffles that are delicious?

Why Can I never kick the floor in russia?

[Musical-Mind]

because it jumps over your feet XD

why am i thirsty?

[unbittentongue]

Because you have a drinking problem, and always drop it before it reaches your mouth.

Why can't I stop yawning?

[Musical-Mind]

because you never counted sheep.

why are sheeps so puffy??

[Nobody]

because they have small genitals

Why am I always so...sex driven?

[Musical-Mind]

because you think it's cold in Brazil

Why can't i touch the sun?

[Nobody]

Because your fingers are too long

Why can't my penis talk to me_?

[Musical-Mind]

because it looked at you and got scared.

how come water doesn't have a color?

[Nobody]

because glass doesn't either

Can I has a cheeseburger?

[Musical-Mind]

No cuz my Panda named jimmy ate it before i could give it to you

why is Russia so cold?

[yusu77]

cus you think that is cold
why i am here in this site?

[Musical-Mind]

because the internet pixie hacked into your computer and made your mouse click onto it.

why does it rain?

[Nature's heartbeat]

so that you can sing in the rain...

Why is this table shaped like a square?

[Musical-Mind]

because they don't make them in triangle.

why did Rudolph have a red nose?

[PoeticSalvation]

cause Santa bit him


Why aren't tall people short?

[Musical-Mind]

because they didn't put books on their heads.

why do people sing?

[PoeticSalvation]

because they're happy

Why aren't smart people blind!!

[Musical-Mind]

because they read books far away

What happened to black and white TVs?

[PoeticSalvation]

I painted them!!!!
What happened to my dirty socks (they's my faveys)

[Musical-Mind]

The sock monster ate them

why can't i grow?

[life~death]

because the world is flat


why do i say stuff i shouldnt?

[PoeticSalvation]

cuz your mind was eaten away by the cookie monster!!!!!!!!
Why do I love my fiance?

[life~death]

because he is you

why am i here?

[Musical-Mind]

Because I said so

why do old ppl have grey hair?

[smorzando]

because they need to give their old colour to the young people.

why do dogs bark?

[Sciuroid]

Because they don't know how to branch, and they're too lazy to leaf.

When will my soda go flat?

[smorzando]

when you squish it.

why do we have thumbs?

[life~death]

because im not human

why do i smoke?

[Musical-Mind]

because you're on fire XD

why can't i walk on clouds?

[Nobody]

because they are made of cotton.

High-five?

[Musical-Mind]

sure, *Gives high five anime-panda style*

why are there so many colors???

[smorzando]

Because there is so much light.

Why is there so much light?

[Musical-Mind]

because the sun said so

why aren't planets shaped like triangles?

[purple heart]

they wernt in love :D

why werent the planets in love?

[Musical-Mind]

because they move too much

why are pancakes flat?

[smorzando]

because you said they were.

why is the sun so bright?

[k2hsharpe]

because like growth rings to trees, we need squint lines to mark our passing through life

why do babies smell like new?

[Nobody]

They don't...New smells like babies. And babies smell like jesus. jesus had a hin of god in his scent, so basically we all once smelled like god...

Am I the only one confused by my answer?

[Aingeal]

No, because trees are blue.

Why am I so ugly?

[sunday]

Because you are too beautiful

Why are shoes for feet?

[smorzando]

because shoes don't fit on heads.

why do people ask questions?

[cloud_gazer88]

so we can criticize them in response.

Why is the sky blue?

[BenJohnson]

Because you are wearing my glasses.

How far is the nearest oasis?

[i.cookie]

one thousand and one nerd-icle miles and an orange

Why does it rain?

[theTERRORdaktyl]

because the sky is crying

People fall down all the time. Can anyone fall UP?

[Poetical]

I fell up the stairs once, when I was coming down with the flu



When Cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

[Minty The Fox]

Pervert!

Who would win in a giant battle, an army of samurai's or an army of vikings?

[MrNoone]

An army of samurais, of course. They are rigidly trained in extreme condition to sharpen their wit with haiku poetry and battle philosophy. Also, they had statistics.

What would be an arm of a cat if the arm were a lever and a cat an intangible piece of paper?

[smorzando]

a see saw.

why is it dark at night?

[Poetical]

Because I can't sleep with the light on




Why does the phone always ring when you're in the shower?

[BattyOldMaid]

the carpet needs watering!


why is there so much crap on TV?

[Poetical]

Because all the Actors, Broadcasters and Presenters have the runs




Why is water wet?

[k2hsharpe]

cos something has to make soap slippery

why is chocolate addictive?

[smorzando]

because. just because.

why?

[k2hsharpe]

why ?
because i yearn, because i am in need, because
....... ... i am lost
(Drama Queen ? Drama Queen ?? I can't believe she said that !!!!!)


what else can enslave the hearts and palates of so many ...?

[smorzando]

a giggle.

why are yawns contagious?

[k2hsharpe]

it's a dignified survival strategy for humans, helps elevate us above the rest of the animal kingdom ...
dogs sniff bottoms, baboons display blue bottoms and birds flare feathers that stick out from bottoms. Bottoms, bottoms and yet more bloody bottoms! We are spared this indignity by comparing tonsils in our dominance rituals. As further evidence as to our elevated status above all other animals, when dominance is established we don't fight to cement that status and establish rights to food resources, the loser simply falls asleep and the winner gets to steal the contents of the loser's fridge



more importantly, why are yawns so delicious?

[Musical-Mind]

because burps taste nasty....

why can't you see love?

[k2hsharpe]

if the love is gifted to you, you can ...
feel it in their touch
hear it in their voice
see it in their eyes
: -)


sooooooo,
why can't we buy love?

[smorzando]

because itd be like buying happiness

why is licorice so tasty?

[k2hsharpe]

to make it more palatable and therefore more easy for men to eat it
when given it by the women of their lives,
their hearts,
their beds

why is gherkins and icecream not a popular desert?

[smorzando]

oh gosh i remember talking about gherkins and icecream with you. d'you remember that? it aint popular because nothing, nothing, nothing at all can compete with the superiority of chocolate!

why can nothing compete with the superiority of chocolate?

[Poetical]

Because you either have to have the belly hump or be completely up the pole to fully appreciate the totally wonderous concoction of the two scoops of creamy stuff and a nice juicy pickled cucumber.


Why is the 21st of December 2012 going to be such a fun day for everyone concerned?

[k2hsharpe]

cos few (none?) of us are gonna be around for 21st December, 2112 when the chocolate genome will be available for insertion immediately post conception and none (few?) of us were around for 12th December, 1212 when we didn't get no chocolate what so ever - so we just have to go with what we got (are about to get?) ... this saddens me more than i can possibly express
*sobs*

why don't ATM's like me??
the baaastards

PS @smorz
aah, i do remember extolling the virtues of icecream and gherkins to you, long ago and not so very far away
but i also remember your recent gleeful discovery of why women regularly buy their men licorice
*grumps*

[life~death]

because ATMs are like people, you need to treat them right and press the right buttons or they'll hate you forever and steal your bank card

why do some men stroke their beards?

[k2hsharpe]

cos it's more polite than stroking
their dangly bits in public
(which i'm sure they'd prefer to be doing)
*shakes head and Tsk's*

why don't men stroking their beards
lasciviously in public get arrested
for public indecency?

[smorzando]

i dont know!

why dont i know? =p

[Musical-Mind]

Because your brain is slowly being eaten by ants.

Why do my gums hurt?

[k2hsharpe]

cos the ants, having finished with your brains, are slowly eating their way downwards ...
erk!

why are Black Princes so rare ? And Black Prince song even rarer?

[Musical-Mind]

Because the unicorn kingdoms wanted to rule the world

Why is Swiss Cheese fancy?

[k2hsharpe]

cos it only ever frocks up in designer gear

why do owls hoot?

[Luna Light]

because they can't toot- duh!

Why do women sit with crossed legs?

[k2hsharpe]

cos they have no dangly bits to get in the way?
(just guessing here btw)

why is it that women can read (male)minds?

[Luna Light]

Beause we have an advanced version of the male mind :p

why cant males breast feed?

[k2hsharpe]

cos we're too selfish to give it away?
*wonders*

and why don'y we have such breasts anyway?

[Luna Light]

Because you'd stare at them all day.

Why can't humans fly?

[k2hsharpe]

"Because you'd stare at them all day."
(laughing))))
*now where did i put that full length mirror?*

cos the angels couldn't stand the competition and stole our wings
(bastards!)

why do women wear perfume?

[Musical-Mind]

Because it's the silent version of a mating call, like female moths, bats and elephants.....

Where do headaches come from?

[k2hsharpe]

many headaches are just heartaches we refuse to acknowledge, heartaches ignored slowly rise to our conscious awareness which is seated in our heads

so, where do heartaches come from ?

[smorzando]

from insolent, ignorant people.

where do insolent, ignorant people come from?

[k2hsharpe]

they come from us, when we forget that we are all one and that good fortune can be as much an accident of birth as anything else


why are old people silly enough to say youth is wasted on the young?

[smorzando]

because they usually (often, always) forget that they were once young too.

why does light travel faster than sound?

[k2hsharpe]

cos it's got bigger legs

why is sound such a stumpy wee bugger?

[smorzando]

Because it doesnt need physical size to make an impact

why are some things so overrated?

[k2hsharpe]

because our desires are often bigger than our needs

why is desire such an addiction

[Luna Light]

Beause of the high we get from fullfilled desires. and FACT: they also contain nicotine :p

Why are most of the new generation of men proud to sleep around and leave their children, when clearly by doing so they disguard opportunities to nurture, love and protect- and thus be real men?

[k2hsharpe]

simple answer 1 ... cos they can (doh)

simple answer 2 ... cos they see themselves as real men cos real men grunt when they eat, eat where they like and shag around a lot and your definition of men they see as being ... (insert word/s here)

simple answer 3 ... whilst Mohs scale may well be theoretically capable of measuring the hardness of their erections, it will never be subtle enough to measure the lack in their emotional responses

simplest answer 4 ... because they are immature emotionally and it may take another decade for their emotional years to sync into their calender years (if they are fortunate) and they have absofucking no clue at the moment that they have lag, let alone how much poorer their life is because of this lag



why does each generation of young women need to wonder this question anew - could it be because the young of our tribes no longer respect or value elders, and thereby have no interest in learning of their experiences?
*squints and looks seriously shifty*

PS i love and sooooo miss the nicotine
: -(

[Luna Light]

Answer one:
The young wondering mind will not be quenched by solely learning through a collection of fossilised old specimens. Oh no, it is compelled to plough, dig, excavate. 90% of the time it will find nothing but what the age old rocks have been telling all along, but SOMETIMES, it will discover a gem. So sometimes it’s worth not listening.. “They all laughed at Christopher Columbus, when he said the world was round. They all laughed when Edison recorded sound”. “They,” is the older peoples!
(Totally was not implying here that old people are rocks by the way! >;p hehe *loves*)

Answer two:
Michael Jackson sang, “If they say why, why- tell ‘em that it’s human nature….. Ahhhhhhhhhhh”

Answer three: We’re silly noodles!

WHY when I’m alone and passing a mirror (normally in the bathroom), do I instinctivly pull a stupid face and laugh?? :bleh:

[Maryd.]

Becaust that silly reflection keeps pulling faces back at you.

Why is it light during the day and dark at night?

[k2hsharpe]

it gets very dark at night cos God loves young women and wants to make it difficult for young men to see well enough to find their way into strange beds (see Luna's post above ...
"Why are most of the new generation of men proud to sleep around and leave their children")

why did young men invent atrtificial light ??

[Maryd.]

Answer 1: Because it wouldn't be decent of them, to take the children along.

Answer 2: Just in case they lost the real thing.

Why do we so called "old rocks" feel the need to nap in the afternoons/siesta?

[k2hsharpe]

cos when God created the journal of life She designated anyone over 50 year old, and a few not even 50 year old, as 'Not Absolutely Necessarily Needed Articles' (Nanna's) who it would be a shame to waste resources on. Parsimonious old bitch, isn't She? Now She can't really terminate with predjudice some of Her own creations cos of the bad press She'd get from it (caught in Her own spin as a righteous and loving God) so She had to come up with another strategy to conserve resources. And She did, calling this strategy the 'New Abbreviated Protocols' (Nap's) and applying them specifically to us. So that's why we nod off in the afternoons ... God deliberately inflicts Nanna Naps on us, in essence She temporarily switches us off to conserve resources to disguise the fact that She was just too cheap to do a good job when She created the world in the first place!



now why aren't dinner plates made of chocolate?

[Maryd.]

(That was a mouthful)

Because dinner would be the first, midday and last meal we eat everyday.


Why are books written?

[Luna Light]

it gets very dark at night cos God loves young women and wants to make it difficult for young men to see well enough to find their way into strange beds (see Luna's post above ...
"Why are most of the new generation of men proud to sleep around and leave their children")
Hahaha!! :D


So people can read them! :) (And go all short sighted, coz people like me are stupid enough to read in the almost dark [while the men stub their toes- aha!]- even though their mummys warned them not to... :dead:)

Why do we have two eyes and not ONE.. BIG.. EYE?

[k2hsharpe]

(Complex) Answer 1:
cos long ago and far away when the world was a colder place than it is now and full of icey winds, when doors were thick, when locks massive and designed to be keyed from inside and out, when candlelight was all that was available after dark, when windows were poorly made and rooms were soooo drafty ..... keyhole peeping was a dangerous passtime.

(yeah, yeah, go on, pretend to be shocked, but we've all keyhole peeped at least once in our lives haven't we? Haven't we?? Oh, allright then - hands up anyone who has NEVER keyhole peeped. Ha ! Thought so !! Take a drink all of you ! When it comes to keyhole peeping ..... none of us are Prunella PureHearts !!!)

Anyways, where was i? Oh yes. Back in those days it was very common for people to stumble downstairs of a morning with the most dreadful case of Pink Eye. A single eye with puffy eyelids and the white all criss crossed with angry red veins caused by long exposure to icey drafts ... the whole a swollen, itchy, weeping, squinty indictment of it's owner. But not only is it embaressing to be caught out with Pink Eye, it's also dangerous - a pink eye is hard to see out of. Especially when we're trying to keep it closed to hide our shame. And this is why we have two eyes. If we only had one eye, half of us would fall down those stairs we now stumble down of a morning, and we'd be breaking limbs and doing all sorts of irreparable damage as we did so.

(Simple) Answer 2:
xx'x xx xxx xxx'x xxxx xxxxx xxxxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxx
answer confiscated by Cyber Police - Vulgarity Squad
author given 1 poke in the eye as punishment
*OUCH !!!*
author promising to never ever be vulgar again



why do we need puritanical bullying Cyber Police to enforce internet censorship ?

[Maryd.]

So what's the question??? What's my name???

[k2hsharpe]

question is ...

why do we need puritanical bullying Cyber Police to enforce internet censorship ?

: -)

[Maryd.]

Because I am a bully... The lovable kind... I bully everyone to love... so we need these Cyber Police to put me in line... Hahahaha.

Why is the world round?

[Luna Light]

So it resembles one big head!

Why don't we talk one world wide language?

[Maryd.]

Because our mouths are big enough.

Why can't monkeys speak?

[k2hsharpe]

cos humans couldn't stand the competition
sad bastards that we are

why do you not recognise that monkeys do in fact speak
and that gibbon song compares to and may exceed whale and human in beauty ?
: -)

[Maryd.]

Because I have selective hearing and don't wish to listen to the monkeys.

Are you generally a friendly person?

[k2hsharpe]

nope
i am crabby bastard
hah
baaaaaastards !!!

are friends an over rated commodity?

[Maryd.]

Yess they are like banks, the more you put in the more interest you make.

Are banks an over rated commodity.

[Henry P]

I certainly don't overrate them

Why did the car stop in the road?

[Luna Light]

coz the driver passed out.

Why cant humans breath under water?

[Henry P]

No the car took a brake. Get it? oh well
coz they lost the gill to live after all these jokes

[Luna Light]

Hahaha :D...

Why did Henry P forget to ask his question? ;p

[Henry P]

coz he was still admiring his own answer- I know him better than anybody, so don't contradict me
Why did the candle go out?

[k2hsharpe]

it was Saturday night
and everybody (if they gotta life)
goes out of a Saturday night


why didn't HenryP know this ???

[Maryd.]

Because he was talking to me at the time. And I distracted him.

Why is the sun so hot?

[Luna Light]

coz he was still admiring his own answer- I know him better than anybody, so don't contradict me
Why did the candle go out?
Haha!

Because she's got too many clothes on.
Why do dogs bark?

[Maryd.]

Because cats can't.

Why does it rain?