The corrupted wish game

[Flutterings]

Wish for something!



The next poster will corrupt your wish and wish for something for themselves.



I wish that I was really rich

[Biggy]

Due to your vast amounts of money you end up becoming so paranoid about people only wanting to be your friends cause of your money, drives you to live on a deserted island in a mud hut, muttering to yourself about the "Mole people", and using your money as the most easily accessable fuel for your "Mole People Warning fire".

I wish I didn't unessecarily waste wishes all the time.

[Flutterings]

Granted, no one unneccessarily wishes for anything ever again.

However this means that when offered just one wish, people often wish for your death. as a result, you die.





I wish I was pretty

[Total Ant]

You already are so the only way the wish could work would be to make you pretty to the nearest thing attractive to humans, Apes. You now become completely clad in nothing but hair and no Mac turbo razor will save you now. Your a hairy ape forever.

I wish I was in cal's wardrobe.

[smorzando]

granted, but you're locked in and you can't get out. Also, a spider thats hiding in the corner gets scared and bites you.

I wish I was happy

[smorzando]

It only lasts for a day.

I wish that it would rain

[Flutterings]

It rains so much that the world is washed away... somehow..

I wish more people would join the forum, lol

[smorzando]

ok but they all just join and dont post lol

i wish it were colder

[Flutterings]

lmao. it is colder, but you are now a man.

i wish i had more cola

[smorzando]

ok, but you spill it everywhere, including on your computer.

I wish I didnt have to sleep now.

[Flutterings]

*SCREAMS* lmao.

You dont have to sleep now, but you do have to sleep forever starting in five minutes.

I wish the moon was made of cheese

[NeenyWeeny]

Granted - The moon is made of cheese, but now you have attracted millions of space rats that eat the moon and make night even scarier. Plus they come to earth and eat all the earth cheese!!

I wish i could start again!

[smorzando]

Ok, but you keep on repeating the same day over and over again and again, like in Groundhog Day.

I wish it wasnt so late here already.

[Jay]

Granted your time is morning again ... however this means you will not sleep and become tired and grumpy.

I wish I could be here more often.

[NeenyWeeny]

Your wish is granted but you have become fused to the keyboard and its painful to type!

I wish I wasnt so angry

[Angel]

granted you are no longer angry. you are a teapot.

I wish I had a 7up

[smorzando]

granted but its an empty bottle with only a tiny drop in it.

I wish i didnt have a cold

[NeenyWeeny]

Granted - You dont have a cold but you get herpes instead xD

I wish I could tell jess that george is playing around with guys behind her back

[Jay]

Granted - You can now do it but Jess will take revenge wanting to sleep with you.

I wish that my back was not so sore.

[NeenyWeeny]

Your back is no longer sore but you cant get those uggs off your feet

I wish i cared enough to wish for things anymore

[Timci]

Granted, you finally care enough to wish for things again, however, you've used up your allotted number of wishes for the year and will be unable to wish for anything for quite some time.

I wish I was able to accept the stupidness in people.

[Jay]

Granted but it means you are more stupid than they are.

I wish I could fly.

[Timci]

Granted, you are given 1million frequent flyer miles, but they only allow you to travel to Cuba.

I wish had a big pile of chocolate.

[Jay]

Granted but ... but its been piled up in the sun and so is melting.

I wish I fairy wings.

[NeenyWeeny]

Granted - you have fairy wings but have the head of a donkey and the brain of a man hehe

I wish I were a millionaire

[smorzando]

granted, and it is given to you in a briefcase, but later on that night, someone comes and steals it all

i wish i dont have to study for exams

[Silver Wind]

Granted, you do not have to study for your exams, but then you get accused of cheating.

I wish I won the lottery

[smorzando]

Granted, but then you just go on a big spending spree and put urself in debt

I wish I wasn't sick

[Silver Wind]

Granted, but then you get hit by a bus

I wish I could fly

[smorzando]

granted - you are a fly

i wish i could go trail riding

[life~death]

granted - you will now ride a trail

i wish i could be in the USA

[Poetic Lass]

Granted - You'll now be in the USA. (I wish:()
I wish that the things in life you want most were not so hard. :(

[TSFirth]

Granted ~ I wish i had the last 10 years back

[Rouge]

Granted -but you look 20 years older


I wish I had a spine

[life~death]

granted but your spine is useless

i wish i had a passport :(

[Rouge]

Granted But its not valid


I wish I had a chocholate factory:rofl:

[life~death]

granted but the factory is made of chocolate

i wish i had a plane

[Rouge]

Granted but it has no engine:pirate: stole it hehe

I wish I could disapear poof

[life~death]

granted but you cant talk to anyone and cant reappear again

i want to be with Carolyn

[smorzando]

Granted but you will only have to go back again in an hour.

I wish I could cry

[Jay]

Granted but they are tears of happiness

I wish I could be held while I sleep

[Tiraka]

Granted- But its your own arms

I wish i knew who i really was.

[smorzando]

Granted but you dont like yourself

I wish my scars would disappear.

[Jay]

Granted but they will be replaced by big red pimples

I wish I could find happiness

[smorzando]

granted but its only temporary

I wish I had blue hair

[k2hsharpe]

deleted - smorz should change her name to Pedro the Swift

[smorzando]

pedro??

[Jay]

Ok I got lost ....

Will start this again

I wish I could sing like an angel

[smorzando]

granted but you look like the devil

I wish I was taller

[Tiraka]

granted but ur a giant

Wish i had more money:(

[smorzando]

granted but its stolen money so the cops come chasing you

i wish i had courage

[Jay]

granted but it only last during the day at night you will have none.

I wish I could sleep

[life~death]

granted, but you'll sleep walk all the time

i wish i could be next to Carolyn now :(

[smorzando]

Granted but you are next to her as a cat.

I wish that Easter's over.

[Jay]

Granted but you have to look after Easter Bunny all year.

I wish I could be just held for one night ....

[smorzando]

Granted - you're held captive for a night.

I wish my hiccups would go away.

[madkill]

Granted but you start to sneeze every 10 seconds instead

I wish I could write the best poem the world has ever seen

[smorzando]

Granted, but you'll never write another poem ever again.

I wish my writing didn't get me in trouble.

[madkill]

granted, it gets you out of trouble instead but people find it suspicious and attack you because of it.

I wish for a girl friend.

[Jay]

Granted but she will only stay a week then disappear

I wish my children would go to sleep

[madkill]

granted but they never wake up..

I wish for a cookie

[smorzando]

granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for some water.

[madkill]

granted but it's tainted and you get used and abused

I wish I could see into other peoples minds just by looking at their username

[life~death]

granted, but you lose your own mind and live in that persons mind


i wish i was in the US

[madkill]

Granted, you're in a back door bar(it's like a really dangerous bar with lots of guys that'll kill eachother, like a pirate bar) called the United Stranglers and they all see that you're in PJ's.
Shouldn't of made the wish when you were just about to go to bed. :D

I wish for a GIANT chicken.

[life~death]

granted but, you need to clean up after it all the time


i wish my wireless would work :/

[madkill]

granted, but now your internet service has been cut off

I wish for some CheeseCake

[agonzalez]

Granted, but it's made of Blue Cheese.

I wish I could make my SGT (pretty much a promotion)

P.S.- military peoples can't be fired

[madkill]

Granted, but world peace comes and there is no longer a need for military so you're left without a job.

I wish for a new speaker set

[Mostyn]

Granted, but due to maximum useage you get tinitus and go loopy.

i wish i could speak Italian

[smorzando]

Granted... you can speak a really old version that no one speaks anymore.

I wish exams were over

[chime]

granted but now therel be longer ques in super markets cos no one will have anything to do

i wish for everlasting socks

[madkill]

granted but they are completely the opposite colour you wanted them to be and thus ruin your style of dressing no matter what you wear!..

I wish for something to kill me, slowly and very mercilessly. It being as painful as anything ever before

[Mostyn]

granted. but then you get resurrected.


i wish i could paint masterpeices

[chime]

granted but a masterpeice is only in the eye of the beholder, its someone elses pile of shit.

i wish for my garden to look beautiful this summer

[smorzando]

Granted, but it will die due to lack of rain.

I wish I was in a good mood.

[Nobody]

Granted. but everyone else is annoyed by you, because they're having a rather shitty day.

I wish my wishes would not be granted.

[madkill]

granted. (it's self explanatory what with the corrupt thing just in case some peeps dont understand)

I wish for something cheesy and tangy.

[Nobody]

granted. (it's self explanatory what with the corrupt thing just in case some peeps dont understand)

I wish for something cheesy and tangy.


Granted. but some peepy guy comes and destroys it.

I wish I knew if madkill was referring to me. ô__ó

[Ernie]

Granted, but his brain's on strike right now.

I wish I had happier daughters.:wallbash:

[Nobody]

Granted. but that's just because they're on drugs.

I wish I could feel less miserable.

[PoisonApple]

Granted. You become less miserable, but not UNmiserable. Overall, you end up very, very miserable.
XD


I wish I had Bernard's watch.

[smorzando]

Granted, but it's broken

I wish I didn't have a cold

[PoisonApple]

Granted, but you get measles instead.

I wish I got As in all my exams

[Nobody]

Granted, but your school burns down, before they can hand out the reportcards and there are now digital copies.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Caffeinated]

Granted. You realize the only thing you've ever wanted in your entire life is a jar of pickled foreskins. Have fun with that!:yuk:

I wish I was a hunka hunka burnin love!

[Nobody]

Granted. You realize the only thing you've ever wanted in your entire life is a jar of pickled foreskins. Have fun with that!:yuk:

I wish I was a hunka hunka burnin love!

You are...but ther's no-one to enjoy it.

I wish I weren't alone. :(

[chime]

granted but your un-alone with very annoying people

i wish i had an internet connection in my new flat instead of going all the way to the library

[Nobody]

granted but your flat burns down

I wish I had someone to have sex with

[wyettaripper]

Granted, but you're related to them.

I wish I was president.

[PoisonApple]

Granted, but you get assassinated on your second day.

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

[chime]

granted, you play the didjerydoo, and brilliantly, and then your famous and go on tour, and the demand for your didji playing skills is so high that you have to play for 10 hours non stop, which swells your lips so much that youl never talk again.

i wish i could break dance

[Nobody]

granted, you play the didjerydoo, and brilliantly, and then your famous and go on tour, and the demand for your didji playing skills is so high that you have to play for 10 hours non stop, which swells your lips so much that youl never talk again.

i wish i could break dance

you can...but you break something everytime you do

I wish I could be taller

[PoisonApple]

Granted. You grow so tall that you break through the atmosphere and suffocate in the vaccuum of space.

I wish I could have a cheese, marmite and mayonnaise sarnie right now.

[chime]

granted but a seagul flies in and takes it

i wish i could control the weather

[Nobody]

You can, but the government wants to use you as a weapon and you live a very unfulfilled life because of this.

I wish I could own every song I've ever wanted

[chime]

granted but you wont know which one to play first and your brain explodes

i wish the hoovering was already done

[Nobody]

It is, but you never find out...

I wish I had something to do

[chime]

granted but that something is changing nappies

i wish for cake

[Nobody]

Granted...but it's a man-eating cake!

I wish for gold

[PoisonApple]

Granted, but it's gold paint and it flakes everywhere.

I wish it was the summer holidays forever.

[Nobody]

Wish granted, but because of this, you will never finish school hence, never getting a job...you will die poor and unhappy

[Ernie]

I wish you had made a wish off your own.

[Nobody]

I wish you had made a wish off your own.

lol...sorry...I forgot. :(

Wish granted, but the wish in itself is so horrible, that your brain explodes

I wish I knew, why I feel embarassed... :P

[Ernie]

Granted, well supermarket shopping should not be done naked.

I wish I didn't smoke after sex.

[chime]

granted but its kept in instead and you combust :P

i wish i didnt have tonsilitus

[Nobody]

Granted, but now you have an ear infection

I wish I knew what to do with my spare time

[chime]

granted, but its writing me more songs

i wish my hair wasnt shit today

[Nobody]

Granted but it looks like ass

I wish I knew how many times the average person breathes in and out every day

[chime]

granted but you dont like the answer

i wish water from the tap was always icey cold

[Nobody]

Wish granted, but you also have to bathe in icey cold water

I wish it were sunny outside

[xEllieHale]

Wish granted - it is now so sunny that you can't take the heat and end up dying .. somehow .. yeah

I wish it was August 2nd today

[Nobody]

Wish granted, but it's 11:59:99:99 PM, so it's practically August the 3rd anyway

I wish My dreads would finally lock up

[madkill]

granted, but they get caught on hooks while you're exiting an elevator and so your head gets cut off when it goes back up.(like on Final Destination 2)

I wish for a Pony that always didn't do what I told it to.

[Nobody]

Granted, but it always does what others want it to do, which is also what you would want it to do

I wish Madkill actually does get that pony.

[chime]

wish granted but one of the things he tells it to do is eat your pre-dreded hair

i wish it was always blues jam night in the surbiton flier

[Nobody]

Wish granted, but you're now deaf

I wish people would stop talking about my dreads, since I cut them off...

[chime]

granted but because your not reminded because no ones mentioning it, you forget you had them, a memory is dead.

i wish it was next thursday already so i can see scroobious pip :D

[madkill]

granted, but time when so quickly without you knowing you miss scroobious the pip and it was the final time it was going to be showed

I wish for mentos and diet cola

[Nobody]

Wish granted but the coke bottle's sealed shut.

I wish for mor painkillers

[smorzando]

granted but they're expired

i wish i dont have cadets tmr

[Nobody]

granted, but everyone else does...so you end up...alone to some extent.

I wish for a bow of fruit

[Sciuroid]

You get what you wished for, Captain Spellcheck. =P (j/k)

Nah. You get it at 60 mph.

I wish I owned more Bill Bruford music.

[Nobody]

Granted...but you become deaf.

I wish some people weren't such grammar nazis. *lol*

[FingerpaintingsoftheInsane]

Grunted... bet thin evurywon wil tipe lik tey hev a funni acksent.

Eye wish eye had a bear... beer, I meen.

[Nobody]

grant3d . U git 1 b33r, but ur instntly drunk, roflwaffle!

I wish I had a lot of money

[FingerpaintingsoftheInsane]

Granted but you are forced to spend it all at the bookstore, living off coffee and snackcakes.

I wish I had a Clydesdale horse.

[Nobody]

Granted, but you have an accident and are paralyzed...you may never see and or touch it.

I wish I could see through clothing.

[FingerpaintingsoftheInsane]

Granted... but you don't see skin only insides and half eaten food.

I wish Nobody would go look at the Limerick Lounge

[Nobody]

Granted, but your wish was absolutely useless, for nobody has already looked at it.

I wish I were god for just one day.

[VersesofTheStreet]

Granted but you end up doing something that yu regret and destroying the pople you love.

I wish I could see Steven today!!!

[smorzando]

Granted, but he doesn't want to see you.

I wish it were still winter.

[Musical-Mind]

granted but in two seconds it all melts away

I wish I were taller.

[smorzando]

granted, but you are now as tall as a giraffe

I wish I had better eyesight

[Musical-Mind]

granted, but you still have to squint at things 3 feet away.

I wish I could fly

[VersesofTheStreet]

granted but you run into a tree and are left in a vegetable state

I wish my family would be happy for me

[Musical-Mind]

granted but then you get annoyed with all the happiness

I wish I had dog.

[life~death]

granted but you are given Cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the gates to hell

i wish i wasnt really ugly and stupid

[VersesofTheStreet]

granted but people think ur stuck up
I wish I could see my fiance before our wedding day

[Musical-Mind]

granted but he can't see you

I wish tomatoes didn't exist.

[life~death]

granted but you have to eat 10,000 of them first

why am i alive?

[Musical-Mind]

granted if you weren't everyone would be sad :)

i wish i had my own island

[smorzando]

granted, but it's rat infested.

i wish the colour pink didn't exist.

[life~death]

granted but you cant see colours

i wish i wasnt stupid enough to post a question in a wish thread lol

[Musical-Mind]

granted but you do it anyway

i wish that i didn't hate my life.

[Nobody]

granted, but everyone else does.

I wish I wouldn't feel like such an ass, when I post here...

[Musical-Mind]

granted but other people think it [except me XD]

i wish i was adopted.

[life~death]

granted but you have to adopt yourself

i wish i could control time

[smorzando]

Granted, but it tires you out so much you collapse and sleep for five days straight every time you do it.

I wish I was stronger.

[Musical-Mind]

granted but you tire easily from lifting 50.5789 pounds.

i wish i didn't hate my parents.

[smorzando]

Granted. instead you hate everyone else.

I wish I didn't have exams.

[Nobody]

Granted. You end up with no job and no home. You must whore your way through life.

I wish I had a girlfriend...

[Musical-Mind]

granted but she turns out to be a boy.

i wish i never had to cry.

[smorzando]

Granted, instead you find that you have to pee even more because of all the water you need to lose.

I wish that it was day time.

[Musical-Mind]

granted but it's always day time and you can never fall asleep.

i wish i had a guitar.

[purple heart]

wish i could dream a dream

[BenJohnson]

You dream a dream, but it lasts forever and you never get to experience real life again.

I wish I could fly

[madkill]

Granted, but you can only fly upwards

I wish I could drink nothing but water

[BenJohnson]

Granted you now drink only water but develop a terminal reaction to it.

I wish I was warm

[Nobody]

Granted, but you constantly keep sweating and nobody ever wants to hug you...ever.

I wish I was tall.

[smorzando]

Granted. You're as tall as the Eiffel Tower.

I wish it would stop raining.

[Funkadelichika]

Granted. However your now stuck in a blizzard in your living room.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

[Nobody]

Granted...but the bread is already moldy.

I wish for a new album, that I could enjoy.

[smorzando]

granted but it disappears as soon as you touch it

i wish i had better eyesight

[smorzando]

awww c'mon, i cant play against myself!

granted, but you lose your hearing instead.

i wish for a pencil.

[k2hsharpe]

granted, but it is brand new and you have no way of sharpening it

I wish for a 1kg block of chocolate
(I do not wish to share ... : -)

[purple heart]

http://www.saltcitysweets.com/images/Chocolate-Block-small.jpg got it fur yo boi!

now please ..i wish for a bite of it ..

[smorzando]

granted, but it's laced with belladonna

i wish for air conditioning

[sunday]

granted, but it conditions the house with a terrible smell.

I wish for psychic powers

[k2hsharpe]

granted, but you get them ...

I wish for sunshine and salt water

[sunday]

Granted, you are drowned in the sea at noon.

I wish for an original Gustav Klimt painting

[k2hsharpe]

granted, but I come back and haunt it, constantly turning it to the wall

I wish I didn't have to come back and haunt a bloody painting

[BenJohnson]

Granted your rest shall be final and eternal while the rest of us party in hell.

I wish I could learn to dance in time for the party.

[Frippagumble]

You learn to dance wonderfully. Matter of fact, after the party you go on to win "So you think you can dance?", become immensely popular with ghetto girls and decide to stop writing. You lose us, the only real friends you ever had, and die listening to 50 cent!

I wish I had an Asian's hair, easily sculptable, dyeable and always hip.

[k2hsharpe]

granted - you have the most gorgeous hair ever found on a Yak, in fact, you may well be the most gorgeous Yak ever found

I wish life didn't give me wind

[Frippagumble]

Life gladly takes all wind, good luck trying to live on sulfurous gases or water!

I want a happy ending

[cloud_gazer88]

granted. You are whisked away to a place of sunshine and merryment free of woe and worry. surely your fairy tale will go perfect were only if fairy tales were real.

i wish Hugh Hefner was my father.

[smorzando]

granted, but he disinherits you.

i wish for some chocolate

[Luna Light]

Granted. You get a tower made of chocolate. You eat a delicious chunk and begin to choke. You stagger around waving you arms and knock down the choclate tower which crushes you. Even more unfortunate, no one ever finds you...

I wish i wasn't afraid of insects.

[smorzando]

granted. you're instead afraid of your shadow.

i wish that i had an electric guitar.

[k2hsharpe]

granted
*poooof*
clouds of smoke, and ...
you have the most beautiful electric guitar ever built
except ...
that's not smoke - it's steam
you have the world's most beautiful and only steam turbine driven electric guitar, and of course being the first - nowhere to plug it in

i wish i had a use for these steam driven surround sound headphones
h'umph!

[Luna Light]

Granted. Someone gives you a steam powered ipod to match your steam powered headphones... but there's too much steam, so much steam you shrivel up and walk around like a prune for the rest of your life.

I wish i had a pizza straight from Italy.

[smorzando]

granted. by the time it gets to you though, it's gotten mouldy and inedible.

i wish for a pair of earrings.

[k2hsharpe]

granted, you now have an absolutlely stupendous pair of earings ...
shame the Naughty Ear Fairy snuck up while you slept and stole your ears.
But she did leave you a DYI book on Auslan to lend to all your friends and rello's, which she knew was a secret desire of yours, and an deluxe edition earing tree to hang your new earings off of so you can still enjoy the gorgeous wee thingies (that's 3 wishes for the price of one ... what a nice Naughty Ear Fairy she is!)

wish i still had hair
(laughing)))))))

[smorzando]

lol!! just, well, lol!

ummm wish granted -- you're now the hairiest man in the world -- hairier even than the gorillas and apes =p

on your head, it's ten feet long -- akin to rapunzel, and so it gets tangled in everything. and as soon as you cut it off it grows back again, twice as thick.

i wish i had a car.

[k2hsharpe]

YES !
*pumps air with fist several times and does a little happy dance round the laptop
YES !!!
YES !!!!!

thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou
*obeises self several times before The Grace*

as far as i'm concerned you can have any friggin car your heart desires,
are you listening, universe ...
SEND GRACE A CARRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and make it a bloody good'n
*smiles, and preens in front of mirror*

i wish some bacon for breakfast

[smorzando]

wish granted, but on the way to the table with your plate of bacon, you slip, and then your three dogs come along and gobble it all up before you get the chance to eat it.

i wish that i have bigger feet.

[k2hsharpe]

aah grace, the Naughty Ear Fairy became so fond of you that she couldn't stop talking about you to all her friends, some of whom were quite jealous of her knowing you (and by the way, the Naughty Ear Fairy loves your ears so much, they have pride of place in her ear display cabinet - right up front where all the other Naughty Fairies can see them - see, i told you she is such a nice Naughty Ear Fairy).

Now one of the Naughty Ear Fairy's friends that is particularly jealous of her being fond of you is the I'm So Very Naughty I Deserve A Spanking Not Nice Foot Fairy. And i have to tell you, when the I'm So Very Naughty I Deserve A Spanking Not Nice Foot Fairy gets jealous she gets full of petty spites. So, you can imagine her response when your wish for bigger feet resonated throughout the known (and the unknown) universes - why she fell right off her perch with anticipation-shock!

Now it's a little known fact about Naughty Fairies that their Moro Reflexes do not disappear after 6 months of life like they do with Humankind. Nope, their Moro's are present all through their lives. Which is the real reason Naughty Fairies have wings. See, most people think Naughty Fairies have wings so they can fly, and in a sense they do, but that wasn't the original purpose behind their wings. To understand the original reason why they have wings we have to know their evolutionary pathway.

Consider birds, they have 2 legs and 2 wings, 4 limbs in all and this is because they evolved from quadrepdal dinosaurs. Their 2 forelegs evolved first into passive gliding mechanisms much like our sugar gliders and then into active flight wings. So also was it with Naughty Fairies. They have 4 limbs and 4 wings (2 either side of the midline) because they evolved from .... yep, you guessed it - octopedal spiders! Originally their 4 wings were passive gliding mechanisms, and my word did they ever need them. All becuase they don't shed their Moro's by 6 months after birth like we Humans do.

Now, we all know Naughty Fairies live in the canopies of trees. I think you can imagine what an absolute pain in the arse it must be to have an unexpected Moro inflicted on a Naughty Fairy when it's roosting on a twig. It's the equivalent of what a Five Man Mega Wedgie is to us humans - it's absofucking awful!!!! Being Naughty Fairies they were forever inflicting startles on each other and forever falling off their perches. So they really really needed those gliding, eventually to become flight, mechanisms (wings to you and i). And even today, millions of years after they gained active flight, Naughty fairies still go so rigid with their Moro's that their little wings stick straight out stiffly and can only be used to glide!

Anyways, my apologies, i somehow slipped into Pontificating Pratt mode. Arrrrgh! Where was i? Oh yes, you wished for bigger feet! Sooooo .....

after getting over her shock, and gliding to the ground, the I'm So Very Naughty I Deserve A Spanking Not Nice Foot Fairy got really pissed (cos all their little Naughty Fairy muscles spasm up in a Moro) and she raced straight round to your house. The very nice Naughty Ear Fairy tried to stop her (she really is quite fond of you) but she got thumped for her trouble and is feeling quite sore and sorry for herself. When the I'm So Very Naughty I Deserve A Spanking Not Nice Foot Fairy got to your house you were asleep so she hovered for a while, looking down on you. And plotting!

And then she swooped, and granted your wish. Two absoginormous feet, one on either side. Of your head! That's right - she plonked them right where your ears use to be before the Naughty Ear fairy stole them. What ! A !! Bitch !!!! And then she hovered above you again, and laughed. And laughed. And laughed. And laughed again. Until she uttered a squeaky little "ooops" and fled fast as a Naughty Fairy can possibly flee. Which is pretty damn fast! Cos, thing is, she laughed so hard she peed herself. How humiliating for her. Which is pretty lucky for you cos she was about to grant you another (unvoiced) wish. And nobody, but nobody, wants more than one wish from the I'm So Very Naughty I Deserve A Spanking Not Nice Foot Fairy. Trust me on this.

So here you are, two petite feet where they belong at the far end of your legs and two realy really huge ones stuck either side of your noggin - and my word, don't these new one look just a tad silly ...
h'mmmmmmmmmm ??

But it's not all bad with this sad cautionary tale - you have gotten a revenge of sorts. Throughout the Naughty Fairy Kingdom the gifter of your new feet is now known as the I'm So Very Naughty I Deserve A Spanking Not Nice But Incontinent Foot Fairy ! And is she ever humiliated! And seriously cranky!

soooo, i'd be very careful if i were you to never, ever again make a wish that the I'm So Very Naughty I Deserve A Spanking Not Very Nice But Incontinent Foot Fairy can claim as one of hers !

: -)



I so wish i could type faster, and touch type with it!

[Luna Light]

Lolol entertaining BUT...:yikes: you now type so fast your fingers set fire and fall off.

I wish i could read really, reallly extra fast..

[k2hsharpe]

granted, you can now read really, really extra fast. In fact you read so very fast that your eyes are just a blur as they move from side to side tracking the words on a page. Your eyes don't have time to even blink you are reading so fast - shame you didn't also wish for the ability to scan a whole page at a glance, isn't it?
*head shake*

No longer are your irises and pupils visible, all that can be seen are off white orbs stuck under eyebrows and this is so disconcerting that grown men faint and grown women flee at the sight. This inflicts absolute havoc on your love life. But children, ever fascinated by the wierd and wondrous, gather round you in thick crowds gawking so you never get a chance to go anywhere or do anything until after their bedtimes and you can't even seek respite in retail therapy

bugger !!!



i wish i weren't shrinking

[Luna Light]

(haha sometimes you really do entertain me!)

Granted! You're shrinking days are long gone... or at least they will be after one last shrink-spurt. You cannot defy nature K2! If the big mother wants you to shrink, your arss is gona shrink! As a punisment for being so insubordinate mother nature shrinks you one last time.. you are now 3ft tall and you will stay that way!
Happy now, ya little 3ft renegade??
=]

I wish I could click my fingers and the meal of my choice would appear...

[k2hsharpe]

"If the big mother wants you to shrink, your arss is gona shrink! "

yes !
yes!
yes!
god i love young women ...

first grace makes me hairy instead of bald then luna makes my arse shrink instead of fat...
yes !
god i love young women

i'm so overcome with happiness i can't even corrupt your wish for you
bugger ...

then again, not only did you make me small arsed, you made me short arse
*grrrrrrrrrrr*
i'll be ba'aaaack !!!!

[k2hsharpe]

PS
you clicked your fingers
and the meal of your choice appeared ...
on my table

delicious, thankyou

wish i were more gracious in victory
*snickers*

[smorzando]

oh dear god kevin -- lol -- and i'm not even religious! how long did that reply take you to type?

hmmmm how to corrupt your wish... it's granted -- you are more gracious in victory. just, for the rest of your life you never win anything ever, ever again and become a very sore loser. so much so that you are snubbed by the rest of society and you no longer have any clients when you go to work, and therefore, no longer have any money and are forced to live the rest of your life as a hermit. oh, and by the way -- you're destined to live until well, well into your nineties. =p

ummm i wish.... oh i dont know. i wish i knew what i want. haha

[k2hsharpe]

lost for words
*grumps*

[Luna Light]

K2: We are great us young women are great aren't we! :D

Smorz: GRANTED! You now know what you want, but you've realised you want too much! UH OH! You turn into a hording, theiving mad woman.. You go so crazy you can't help but shout, 'I WANT IT!' at everything and everyone, you just can't say anything else.. oh yeah, and your hair falls out just beacuse.

I wish i could manipulate the weather..

[smorzando]

wish granted, BUT your special weather manipulating power has a side effect -- whenever you manipulate the weather it drains you completely and so every time you do it you're weakened and bed ridden for days on end.

i wish that im not so tired.

[Luna Light]

Granted! From now on you'll NEVER be tired, thus you'll NEVER sleep, thus you go bonkers. You start to resent the sleeping, and that's everyone. You find a cave away from the rest of society and live in there the rest of your life- eyes wide open!

I wish i could get any job i wanted.

[Henry P]

I wish I was rich

[Maryd.]

Granted... You will win a fortune this weekend if you play the lottery. Include 3 numbers - 2, 8 and 42 - and you will win.

I wish I was living in France.

[Henry P]

I like France, but prefer Italy- more characterful
I wish some countries weren't so expensive to reach

[Maryd.]

Yes... Ok, remember the lottery... Just play it this weekend and you will win and will be able to afford to go to any country. So wish granted.

I wish I could be a miracle worker.

[Henry P]

I wish I could dance without self-consciousness

[Maryd.]

Wish granted, just put one foot forward and raise your head like a king... Remember kings are the best dances.

I wish I could cook duck.

[Henry P]

Easy- breasts- fry to seal then finish by roasting; legs roast; whole duck- prick skin, rub with salt, roast
I wish I could bake cakes

[Maryd.]

Thanks for the roasting tips.

Cakes... A llittle secret... packet cakes... Shhh.

I wish I didn't have to workout so much, just to look and feel great.

[Henry P]

I wish I could eat what I wanted

[Maryd.]

Wish granted, you will wake up tomorrow morning with the perfect body (we wish ha?)

I wish I had the perfect body.

[Luna Light]

You two are really lovely finding ways to grant each others wishes and all, but you're supposed to CORRUPT the wish before making your own, hence the name, 'The corrupted wish game,' haha :D
So in light of this, Maryd, your wish is granted. You now have the perfect body but you have lost half of your brain! (sorry;p)

I wish I had a swimming pool...

[Maryd.]

You two are really lovely finding ways to grant each others wishes and all, but you're supposed to CORRUPT the wish before making your own, hence the name, 'The corrupted wish game,' haha :D
So in light of this, Maryd, your wish is granted. You now have the perfect body but you have lost half of your brain! (sorry;p)

I wish I had a swimming pool...


That is so funny. Ok, so we got the game wrong... Let's try it again.

You have your wish I will build you the most perfect swimming pool you could ever want and you can swim anytime... But it will be shark infested.

I wish I was 20 years younger.

[Luna Light]

:)

GRANTED! But now you're a man!
I wish I could drive and had a car...

[Maryd.]

Granted. But it will be a matchbox car.

I wish I lived in France.

[Luna Light]

Granted! You now live in France.. but hanging from the Eiffel Tower by your knickers (and yes you have to stay there forever hehe!)

I wish I could go on safari.

[Maryd.]

Granted, but the weather is so hot, you cannot wear clothes... And there are a plague of mosquitos, from which you are alergic to.

I wish I was pretty.

[Haunted]

Granted! But a slew of guys will be hot on your trail

I wish I belonged to someone

[Maryd.]

Granted. But you shall beong to me and put up with my nagging you until you eat my lasagne

I wish someone special were near?

[k2hsharpe]

but he is near, virtually 50cm away,
only a mouse click and a skype cam away ...
your wish is granted in this virtual reality
where virtual ambrosia turns
to actual dust in our mouths

i wish i had a caramel magnum

[Henry P]

Granted, but caramel guns will just melt in the sun

I wish I was taller

[Maryd.]

Wish granted, but everyone else will be almost half your size and you will spend the rest of your life crawling around, just to speak to them.

I wish I could live in France.

[Henry P]

Granted, but you will be live in a cell in a maximum security jail near Paris
I wish I was younger

[Maryd.]

Granted, but you will have to wear nappies/diapers for the rest of your life and have a permanent dummy/soother attached to your mouth.

I wish I didn't have to diet.

[Henry P]

Granted, but you will have a metabolic disorder which means that you need constant feeding through a drip
I wish I was thinner

[Maryd.]

Granted, but you will be so thin that your clothes slip off and therefore you will remain naked forever.

I wish I was a beautiful model.

[Henry P]

Granted, but you will be so and vain that everyone will hate you
I wish i was rich

[Maryd.]

Granted, but you will be hounded by religious institutions for donations, every ten minutes daily, for the rest of your life.

I wish I were one foot taller.

[Henry P]

Granted, but your neck will grow a foot, so you'll look like a human giraffe
I wish I didn't need glasses

[Maryd.]

Granted, but your hair will always cover your eyes, no matter how often you cut it.

I wish I were a mermaid.

[Henry P]

Granted, but you will be caught in a fishing net and end up in a Japanese sushi bar on a plate
I wish I could type faster

[Maryd.]

Granted, but you shall be so fast that your fingers burn.

I wish I were sailing on a beautiful cruise ship.

[Henry P]

granted, but it will be hijacked by pirates and you will take to Somalia and held to ransom
I wish I could speak more languages

[Maryd.]

Granted, but you will be exiled to a country where no one understands the languages you speak.

I wish I had a little nose.

[smorzando]

granted. it's so small that you can no longer see it, or breathe from it.

i wish for a yellow highlighter

[Maryd.]

Granted, but it will be attached to your forehead and you'll need to use your head to highlight anything.

I wsh for a massive oversized paint brush.

[Henry P]

Granted, but all the bristles will fasll out, leaving a mess to clear up
I wish to go on a winter holiday to a hot place

[Maryd.]

Granted... But it will be so hot, your feet will burn, that your toes will shrivel up.

I wish for a quiet slumber beside the beach front.

[Henry P]

Granted, but you sleep so deeply that you don't hear the tide coming in and drown
I wish for my grey hairs to go away

[Maryd.]

Granted, but all your teeth will fall out and you will never smile again (Not so dear... I would never wish such evil... Mwah)

I wish I was a stronger person.

[Henry P]

granted, but you 'll be so strong that everything will brak at your slightest touch

I wish I had more sensitive hands

[Maryd.]

Granted... but they will be so sensitive, your woman will feel like sand paper when touched.

I wish my hair was straight.

[Henry P]

Granted, but it will be so straight that water and all shampoos will slide off it and you'll be unable to wash it
I wish I could own a yacht

[Maryd.]

Granted... But you will be forced to take me around the world with you and put up with my being so sweet it makes you ill.

I wish I were on your yacht.

[Henry P]

granted, but you'll have to pay top dollar for the cruise as I am a ruthless businessman who says there is no such thing as a free lunch

I wish I could sing

[Maryd.]

Granted, but you will sing like Susan Boyle.

I wish I could go back to ballroom dance lessons again.

[Haunted]

Granted, but you will be stuck with me being your partner

I wish I was attractive

[Henry P]

granted, but only to dogs
i wish I could act

[Maryd.]

Granted, but you will have to spend the rest of your days acting to me.

I wish my computer will get repaired quickly.

[Henry P]

Granted, but you will only be able to email one person- me

I wish I could paint a masterpiece

[Maryd.]

(She sighs as she blows a kiss)

Granted, but artists all over the world will be so jealous, that you'll have to hide all your art work, so no one pinches them.

I wish I were free to do what ever I please.

[Henry P]

Granted, but everyone will be envious and hate you

I wish I could visit the South Pole

[Maryd.]

Granted, but it will be a pole in the south of your back yard.

I wish my novel was published.