The Rhyming Game

[Alfred von MacDougal]

So I was sitting with an erection at my desk when I thought of a fun little game we could play! This one actually will hone your skills as poets - what we will be doing is creating rhyming phrases!

Basically you post two words (or a short phrase if you wish), the first word must rhyme with the last word the person above you posted. For examplification:

private idaho
potato famine
rhymin' randy

etc.

So I guess you guys can start off with "rhymin' randy" :D

[Alfred von MacDougal]

winner extraordinaire

[Alfred von MacDougal]

sturgeon eggs

[Maryd.]

Legs eleven

[Henry P]

seven sisters

[Maryd.]

Twisters tornado

[Alfred von MacDougal]

El Dorado gold

[Maryd.]

Sold soul

[Alfred von MacDougal]

Goal achieved

[Maryd.]

Believed eveything

[Henry P]

highland fling dances

[Maryd.]

Prances elegantly

[Henry P]

arrogantly poses

[Maryd.]

Roses bloom

[Henry P]

tomb raiders

[Maryd.]

Traders edge

[Henry P]

hedge funds grow

[Maryd.]

Throw long

[Henry P]

Hong Kong garden

[Maryd.]

Pardon Love

[Henry P]

dove of peace

[Maryd.]

piece of pie

[Henry P]

I complain

[Maryd.]

Sprain ankle

[Alfred von MacDougal]

Newfangled gadget

[Henry P]

Padgett strikes

[Maryd.]

Bikes ride

[Henry P]

bride elopes

[Maryd.]

Copes alone

[Henry P]

bone cracks

[Maryd.]

Tracks lead

[Henry P]

head aches

[Maryd.]

Fakes love

[Henry P]

above and below

[Maryd.]

Yellow submarine

[Henry P]

Halloween costumes

[Maryd.]

Fumes ignite

[Henry P]

invite guests

[Maryd.]

Pests fly

[Henry P]

buy and sell

[Maryd.]

Bell tolls

[Henry P]

foals graze

[Maryd.]

maze garden

[Henry P]

pardon asked

[Maryd.]

Masked man

[Henry P]

Ban the bomb

[Maryd.]

Intercom system

[Henry P]

hard one!
Item rejected

[Maryd.]

Protected army

[Henry P]

smarmy politicians

[Maryd.]

Competitions fun

[Henry P]

run away

[Maryd.]

day time

[Henry P]

dime and nickel

[Maryd.]

Pickle onion

[Henry P]

bunion hurts

[Maryd.]

Flirts allowed

[Henry P]

unbowed head

[Maryd.]

Dead skin

[Henry P]

Bin liners

[Maryd.]

Miners trade

[Henry P]

fade to grey

[Maryd.]

Pray constantly

[Henry P]

instantly here

[Maryd.]

Tear drop

[Henry P]

hop skip and jump

[Maryd.]

bump into

[Henry P]

shampoo hair

[Maryd.]

Fair go

[Henry P]

No parking

[Maryd.]

Barking dog

[Alfred von MacDougal]

Prog Rock

[Henry P]

clock ticks

[Maryd.]

clicks remote.

[Henry P]

demote to the ranks

[Maryd.]

Bank's fees

[Henry P]

Please stay

[Maryd.]

Stray cat

[Henry P]

fat camp

[Maryd.]

Damp sponge

[Henry P]

plunge in the pool

[Maryd.]

Cruel men

[Henry P]

den of thieves

[Maryd.]

Leaves falling

[Henry P]

calling voices

[Maryd.]

Choices made

[Henry P]

jade green

[Maryd.]

Been there

[Henry P]

hair spray

[Maryd.]

Cray fish

[Henry P]

dish of fruit

[Alfred von MacDougal]

moot point

[Maryd.]

Joint account

[Henry P]

discount sales

[Maryd.]

Tales delight

[Henry P]

invite guests

[Maryd.]

Pets alive

[Henry P]

deprive of food

[Maryd.]

Mood swings

[Henry P]

stings and bites

[Maryd.]

Fights a battle

[Henry P]

cattle in sheds

[Maryd.]

Heads up

[Henry P]

cup finals

[Maryd.]

(This one is hard my good sir)
Semifinals cup

[Henry P]

up and under

[Maryd.]

Thunder dome

[Henry P]

Rome's hills

[Maryd.]

Bills galore

[Henry P]

explore the jungle

[Maryd.]

Jumble words

[Henry P]

herds of gnu

[Maryd.]

You believe

[Henry P]

relieve my pain

[Maryd.]

gain friendship

[Henry P]

airship floats

[Maryd.]

Gloats all the time

[Henry P]

prime numbers

[Maryd.]

Lumbers wood

[Henry P]

good or evil?

[Maryd.]

Upheavel roar

[Henry P]

sore throats

[Maryd.]

Gloats away

[Henry P]

delay on line

[Maryd.]

Wine time

[Henry P]

chime the bells

[Maryd.]

Tells tales

[Henry P]

snails slimy

[Maryd.]

Whiny children

[Henry P]

brethren in church

[Maryd.]

Perch bird

[Henry P]

purred like a cat

[Maryd.]

Rat poison

[Henry P]

blouson sleeves

[Maryd.]

Leaves falling

[Henry P]

stalling cars

[Maryd.]

Jars of jam

[Henry P]

ham in tins

[Maryd.]

Spins around

[Henry P]

ground control

[Maryd.]

Patrol my home

[Henry P]

comb my hair

[Maryd.]

fair go

[Henry P]

doe eyes

[Maryd.]

Lies lies...

[Henry P]

dies alone

[Maryd.]

moan again

[Henry P]

pen nibs

[Maryd.]

Fibs again

[Henry P]

ten horses

[Maryd.]

Courses galore

[Henry P]

adore idols

[Maryd.]

Cools down

[Henry P]

town planners

[Maryd.]

spammers exposed

[Henry P]

imposed laws

[Maryd.]

Paws printed

[Henry P]

hinted at

[Maryd.]

Sat alone

[Henry P]

bemoan my luck

[Maryd.]

Truck delivery

[Henry P]

livery stable

[Maryd.]

Able body

[Henry P]

Noddy & Big Ears

[Maryd.]

Pears over

[Henry P]

Dover beach

[Maryd.]

Reach out

[Henry P]

doubt and fear

[Maryd.]

Ear pierced

[Henry P]

fierce dogs

[Maryd.]

Hogs food

[Henry P]

wooed and won

[Maryd.]

Fun galore

[Henry P]

adore my god

[Maryd.]

Ipod music

[Henry P]

trick shot

[Maryd.]

Hot food

[Henry P]

booed by the crowd

[Maryd.]

Proud father

[Henry P]

rather loud

[Maryd.]

Cloud over

[Henry P]

rover's return

[Maryd.]

burn wood

[Henry P]

could you find a rhyme for this?

[Maryd.]

Miss you.

[Henry P]

Do you really?

[Maryd.]

Silly - yes.

[Henry P]

Guess why?

[Maryd.]

I said so

[Henry P]

Go to bed

[Maryd.]

Said my boss

[Henry P]

Moss grows in my lawns

[Maryd.]

Pawns win

[Henry P]

gin and tonic

[Maryd.]

Chronic disease

[Henry P]

chinese dishes

[Maryd.]

Fishes alive

[Henry P]

arrive home

[Maryd.]

Alone time

[Henry P]

crime doesn't pay

[Maryd.]

Way out

[Henry P]

shout at me

[Maryd.]

Free time

[Henry P]

mime actor

[Maryd.]

Tractor ride

[Henry P]

side order

[Maryd.]

Border patrol

[Henry P]

control post

[loulou]

roast dinner

[Henry P]

sinner that I am

[Maryd.]

Jam and bread

[Henry P]

bed and board

[loulou]

clam swimming

[Maryd.]

Trimming hedges

[loulou]

washing dishes

[Maryd.]

Welcome Loulou, but the rhyme should be with the last word...

Fishes galore

[Henry P]

restore the old

[Maryd.]

Bold and beautiful

[Henry P]

dutiful and loyal

[Maryd.]

Royal gala

[Henry P]

sailor drinks rum

[Maryd.]

Drum beat

[Henry P]

heat and Dust

[Maryd.]

Just me

[Henry P]

we are the world

[Maryd.]

Curled hair

[Henry P]

pair of trousers

[Maryd.]

Browsers the web

[Henry P]

ebb and flow

[Maryd.]

Blow bubbles

[Henry P]

troubles and strife

[Maryd.]

Knife and fork

[Henry P]

chalk and cheese

[Maryd.]

Please sir

[Henry P]

fur coats

[Maryd.]

Boats sail

[Henry P]

ale and cider

[Maryd.]

Wider roads

[Henry P]

goads into action

[Maryd.]

Fraction amount

[Henry P]

surmount the odds

[Maryd.]

Prods along

[Henry P]

among friends

[Maryd.]

Trends subside

[Henry P]

abide with me

[Maryd.]

Free again

[Henry P]

hen night

[Maryd.]

Fight for fredom

[Henry P]

read 'em and weep

[Maryd.]

Sleep tight