thecrossfirecasualty
12-02-2010, 12:50 PM
I did not write this. I remember reading it a while ago and it made me laugh. I hope it has the same effect on you.
As I awoke one morning
the earth lay cool and still
When suddenly, a tiny bird pirched on my windowsill
He sang a song so lovely
of laughter and of fun
It seemed his very chirping
brought up the morning sun
I stirred beneath the covers
crept slowly out of bed
then slammed the window forcefully
and crushed his f*cking head
As I awoke one morning
the earth lay cool and still
When suddenly, a tiny bird pirched on my windowsill
He sang a song so lovely
of laughter and of fun
It seemed his very chirping
brought up the morning sun
I stirred beneath the covers
crept slowly out of bed
then slammed the window forcefully
and crushed his f*cking head